Furbjörk

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

The time is dire…we need a cringe so ancient, so unspeakably evil. We need to bring him back…how bad could it be?

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

What-sonas???

I like the dragon’s design

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

Which wolf

Wait im wrong

this is the child labor guy

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

Oh my god you’re right

Just because I physically cannot keep this information to myself, but in “In Defense Of Pedophiles” he says that the sun revolves around the earth

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

i don’t understand

bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

could it be

the return of the anglo saxons

Holy shit

see this is what i mean when i talk about folk memory and inherited genetic memory

EMMA, LINNEA, EXPLAIN

Oh MY GOD THIS IS LIK THE FUNNIEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN SWEDEN. DID THIS NOT HAPPEN ANYWHERE ELSE?

ok so basically for a while in sweden pretty much everyone would wear like a hairband at the bottom of their jeans. i guess it was the fashion for jeans to be kinda tight around the ankles and not flop around and shit. it wasn’t totally horrid at first considering this is, after all, a mid 2000 trend we’re talking about.

Not SO bad to begin with right? I mean the trousers here are fairly discreet even though everything going on above that is an atrocity.

but then it escalated

and just kept escalating

the trend got different nicknames in different cities. In gothenburg we called them ‘Partille Johnny’ - Partille being a slightly upperclass and pretty white suburb. Google the name yourself to see more.

I mean I’m not gonna lie, was guilty of sometimes putting a single hairband around my jeans back then, similar to the girl in the ballerina shoes here. it’s just what everyone did for a while.

but then it escalated to the previously shown madness and suddenly no one wanted to be associated with it and the light hairband-use died out and the Partille Johnny’s kept pushing the hairband further and further up their legs, to the points where i’m pretty sure parents started worrying about their kids blood circulation.

Like ok I just want to add as well that I don’t think the first post here does the Partille Johnny justice because it only focuses on the jeans and the hairbands but come on it was SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. SO much effort went into this look ok

like everyone who did the hairband thing ALSO did this incredible thing with their hair and faces

like this was a lifestyle for the swedish lads

Every few years I type “swede teen rubber band legs” into google to find this again

I was kinda feeling in a blue mood yesterday.. So I drew some sad Black Spy. (ft. a lil’ bat doggie in the bottom left corner!)

ONE MORE THING ABOUT SPY VS SPY

In both the paperbacks and the magazine comics, Black Spy falls for traps involving food. He also frequently is stealing food from White. And on multiple occasions is lacking food in some way.

Boy. Are you ok?

Are you getting paid enough, Black?

ahegao shirts should be replaced with ones made of old anime livejournal icon collages like this

Easily one of the best Trollface variants. He looks so polite and friendly.

brock-obama:

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

@revfrog

World Heritage Post

edited this pic to make mario not homophobic anymore

So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we’ve barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I’ll just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it’s 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I’m wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like

@my-darling-boy I refuse to leave this in the tags, I'm sorry.

–Art collection posts from 2014

yoyo: TOO MANY WORDS THIS MORNING!!!!!!

beat: yoyo its 3 in the afternoon

yoyo: MY POINT STANDS!

Kid Pix just became public domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It’s uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

(update: someone commented that Kid Pix has ALWAYS been open source which is rad as hell)