Holy shit lol
We stan
That ending fucking blindsided me
so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay
but then
that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head
BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE
like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work
best friends forever
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
fandomsincluded
I will never not reblog this
Accurate.
bea-the-hufflepanda
This is the best post I’ve ever seen
leejean33
accurate
starfleetrambo
Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan
Reblog for Satan
Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell
starrynightfantasies
Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE.
a-chaoticmakerstudent
^
I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE
rb and put in tags how many ppl your tumblr icon has killed
What is it with sexy men and their complicated relationship with death
Has he considered he's feeling weak at the knees because he's been having sex for 7 days straight. Drink some water, you're dehydrated
GAY PEOPLE? FOR FREE?
These bitches fought for five minutes, realized they were almost matching in strength, and decided to become lovers instead. In the time it took me to reheat a croissant I just witnessed a love story
They're holding hands!!!
Today, give me your aid and you shall have mine: what then can go amiss with us two?
NO. DON'T SAY THAT. YOU FOOL.
YOU'RE LEADING YOUR BOYFRIEND TO HIS DEATH. I SEE THE CHAPTER TITLES.
Remember kids, when someone's insulting your boyfriend, tear out the leg of the creature she sent to kill you and throw it at her face
that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.
this is SO dumb but take it. the idea just decided to eat my brain
Phil and techno cookies! made them on stream, hopefully I can do more baking streams in the future
Anonymous asked:
if jesus christ stood on a body of water, how would he move?
,,,by walking?
aromantic flag colorpicked from The love is in the air? wrong gas leak picture because the idea would not leave my mind
Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes
I just want some god damned clothes
