I instill terror in the hearts of men.

Fuzzy the Bidoof

eternally true

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

A proboscis monkey makes a daring leap into the river below

How to get so sopping wet in one simple step

@xxtc-96xx

Dovekies are genuinely so awesome Look at this thing

obsessed with baby nautilus

look at it

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

it's them

I had no idea what this post would become when I unleashed it on Tumblr. I’m so sorry.

fuck you

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

Lake No More Michigan

Lake Michigone

the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

HWOOOAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Don’t forget the new cover they made for the expanded edition

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@neerasrealm

@demilypyro