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i’ve been wanting to paint this for a while. fish pond in a coffin

By Missangest

A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

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This just warmed my heart

It’s been awhile since I’ve done any gifts, so here a drawing of @onesinnerzerostandards sona~

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS THANK U SO MUCH OMGGGGG THIS IS SO GOOD IT IS MY NEW WALLPAPER!!!

AGGRESSIVE HUGS FOR ALL

1 pound chihuahua vs. 15 pound bag of dog food

My money’s on the doggie.

Video by Ryder The Survivor

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

UNMUTE

This is something out of anime.

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

Let me just ask the police..

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

my fav thing in wildlife research is the concept of animals being “trap happy” meaning the same animal goes into a trap on purpose again and again after it’s caught the first time bc it was like “hey…..there was food in there and Zero (0) predators and then they just let me go in the morning…….”

on one hand it fucks up our data but on the other hand……..I Get It you Funky Little Rodents

if it were pouring rain on my walk home from work at night and I found a big metal box full of pizza and a bed where no one else could bother me and the only condition is that in the cold light of day I’d have to face a bunch of scientists weighing me and then letting me go on the sidewalk I’d probably end up in there a lot.

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

person: *insults my coping mechanisms*

me:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

it’s not polite!

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

Draw that in a separate post also these

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just… Idk Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

@shiraglassman have you seen all these?

OMG I FOUND IT

@dead4sevenyears

@setmeatopthepyre

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

please.

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

This post is going around again giving me a surprising number of notes.