🔮 like to charge 🔮
🔥 reblog to cast 🔥
🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍
ik we were on a boycott buuut
if any of the people storming the capitol rn were slightly less white they would’ve been fucking shot to death hours ago
Theyre deescalating and talking to them
In case anyone forgot, this was the capitol building less than 6 months ago when the protest was people saying “Please stop murdering us”
if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.
Summary of the last 12 hours for the poor/blessed souls who slept through everything:
- Castiel (A main Supernatural character) confess his love for Dean (Main Supernatural character). Castiel is then thrown into the Empty (aka a version of Hell aka Super Hell) right afterwards and dies. It is revealed in the script that Dean thinks of him as a friend. This is very funny because Supernatural has been going on for almost two decades with rampant queerbaiting and decides that immediately killing off the only main mlm character in their last season and sending them off to hell is a benevolent gift for their fans.
- There is a rumour started by the New York Post that Valdimir Putin is resigning in the near future due to Parkinson's. This ties in with the Supernatural debacle because people started tweeting about it while complaining/rejoicing at the Gay Representation™. This then became a meme and spread the rumor further.
- Georgia and Pennsylvania flipped blue (11/06/2020) and Joe Biden is currently in a good lead.
- The Trump organization is suing multiple states to recount the ballots. The majority are overturned, but I think Nevada is recounting.
- Pennsylvania says it might take a week or two to count all the ballots.
- There was a famous artist on Twitter revealed to be roleplaying as Ted Bundy.
- The band System of a Down releases music for the first time in 15 years.
- BTS rapper Yoongi goes under surgery for a shoulder problem.
- I find out what a brain melting feels like.
The state flipping news being in the middle of this list is the peak of comedy.
Uhhh like to charge reblog to cast???
winneganfake
Like to charge. Reblog to cast.
reblog to charge, vote to cast.
they got that they/them þussy
reblog this you cowards
God its even pronounced thussy
glowerist
Ment to post this two days go oops.
Heres a comic test.
Oh?
Worm?
something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign
mothmanbussy
Carmilla: I attempt to kick Godbrands dumbass down the stairs
Godbrand: Wait b-
DM: I’ll allow it
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
What would be your perfect cock?
If I had to choose: Very thick, middle-to-long length, a little curved, uncut
I have a favorite toy that's the perfect thickness--AKA can't quite wrap my fingers all the way around it--and a liiiittle longer than the perfect length. I like cocks that are a little too long for me, but the PERFECT length is just long enough that it presses just right/a liiittle too hard on my cervix-- which i know is not everyone's thing but it really gets me going!!-- when it's 100% balls-deep inside.
Then angle it just right and i can come without touching my clit :p
had an additional thought: if we're including fantasy cocks then 100% gimme that knot
me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten
this post broke down my front door and beat me to death with my own coffee table.
Having a good? time!
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All of Riot Rib’s grills were ruined last night! If you don’t know who they are, they’ve been providing free food for protesters and homeless people in Portland! The cops have been purposely targeting them over and over and over and they need support!
CashApp: $riotribs
Venmo: @riotribs
Despite the fact that 1999 film The Mummy is regularly considered a “bad” movie I have never met a person who doesn’t like it.
It’s considered bad?!
mad-maddie
Like critically just on the border of passable
shithowdy
This upsets me deeply and at the same time makes perfect sense because it’s an obscenely dorky and historically inaccurate movie and yet at the same time it (and The Mummy Returns) is in my list of top ten favorite movies ever. I unashamedly love it so much. When it came out on VHS when I was like 11 or something I watched it literally every day after school.
If I had the time or energy I probably still would. I love this stupid movie to death.
The people who hate it hate it because they’re on the wrong side of the river.
frithislord
🤣
“dude” but like romantically
aralcle
“babe” but like platonically
“Sweetheart” but like rivalry
gaygent-three
“bastard” but like partner
emocheezeball
“Darling” but I can’t stand you
Tips for new adults
- If you have the ability to, pay your bills on time. You never know when you’ll need a loan in an emergency and if you destroy your credit rating it’s going to be rough.
- While you’re at it, get a low interest low fees credit card so you actually can start building a credit history. Stick it in the freezer in a block of ice, or even cut it up straight away if you need to take away the temptation to use it. If you know you can pay the balance every month then go ahead and put stuff on it for the cashback or points, just be disciplined about the due date for the interest free period.
- Never leave your washing in the machine, that stank takes like three hot washes to get out
- Don’t smoke weed inside, the smell seeps in to everything
- One of the most important things in life is your physical and mental health. If you need to stop talking to someone to protect the latter then it’s okay.
- You have no obligation to your family if they suck
- Learn to cook at least five basic healthy meals like chilli, bolognese, roast dinners, salads, burgers . Bulk them out with veggies and beans/lentils if you’re a meat eater but can’t afford a lot of it
- Remember that it’s okay to admit you were wrong, or to grow and change your opinions
- You’ll always be younger than someone, and there’s bound to be people who will patronise you because of it. You don’t suddenly get respect from boomers the moment you turn thirty. It sucks but don’t let it get to you. Those people are dicks.
- Don’t close any accounts prior to applying for any credit, this can temporarily cause a drop in your credit rating as part of what contributes to it is age of accounts
- You’ll feel like you’re constantly cleaning your kitchen and bathroom. It’s okay if there’s a bit of mess but as long as nothings growing in it you’re good.
- Don’t bother with feather dusters. They just redistribute the dust. Use a damp cloth instead.
- Stuff that says dryclean only can usually be handwashed or put on a gentle cycle, just don’t put it in the dryer
- If you’re itchy all the time, it’s probably your washing powder/detergent. Switch to an eco friendly brand (actually, just use an eco friendly brand anyway). Also, skip the fabric softener
- Invest in the best quality bedding you can afford. Sleep is a huge contributor to your health
- It’s okay to take a mental health day, and don’t feel bad if you do nothing all weekend. You need a rest sometimes
- For the love of all that’s holy, learn to use your indicator correctly when you’re driving
- It’s okay to fail at things, don’t beat yourself up about it