Avatar

"Be the energy you want to attract..."

@wxnder-woman / wxnder-woman.tumblr.com

" these people are my f r i e n d s,
i've known them for 1 2 h o u r s "
Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
erin-lindsay

“do you know what my mother said to me when i told her i wanted to start a company? she said ‘your chances are one in a million’ and i said ‘maybe i’m that one’ and she said ‘you’re not.’ and she was wrong. and whatever she thought she saw in me was wrong - because i am one in a million.” ♡

Avatar
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • “i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)” au
  • ‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious what the fuck’ au
  • you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  • “you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”
  • “We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people want photos of us in compromising positions and oops now we’re kissing” AU
  • preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy
  • “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
  • “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”
  • “Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU
  • “I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU
  • “i accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear” au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • foreign exchange student au
Avatar

do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both

Avatar

i used to have an American girl doll.

but then i had to throw her in the dumpster because she got possessed by a ghost and NO ONE can tell me otherwise

Avatar

oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because 

  • the line literally enables girls to create a doll that looks like them
  • including a wide array of non-white skin tones and non-european features
  • like black dolls with curly and textured hair
image
  • or asian dolls that appear to have epicanthic folds
  • and they’ve also released accessories like doll-sized wheelchairs, hearing aids, and crutches so that girls who aren’t able-bodied or are hard of hearing can have a little friend who shares their experiences
  • and they’ve even begun to offer dolls without hair for little girls who have alopecia or have lost hair while battling cancer
  • and basically if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face

Also: SERVICE DOGS. 

IT’S SO CUTE IT EVEN HAS TRAINING TREATS. You go American Girl. 

They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.

Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.

Avatar
Avatar
neonhelper

Gif Pack: Zoey Deutch

By accessing the gif page linked below, you will find +597 gifs of Zoey Deutch as Erica Vandross in the movie Flower. All of these gifs were made by me. These gifs were made for roleplay usage. The pack includes only textless gifs and some faceless gifs. The sizes of the gifs are all 245px in width, with varying heights. All of them are below 3.0 MB. The size of the download is +1.05 GB and the link can be found below. While not necessary, a quick like or reblog if you found these gifs helpful would be appreciated!
Trigger/Content Warnings: Food, Fighting, Drinking Gif Pack Features: Joey Morgan, Adam Scott, Dylan Gelula, Maya Eshet, Kathryn Hahn Important Note: Do not repost or redistribute my gifs, claim my gifs as your own, remove my watermarks, repost my gifs in a gif hunt (link to my gif pack instead), or use my gifs to make crackship gifs. You may crop my gifs for personal use only after asking for my permission first.
image
image
image
image

                             ► GIF PAGE / DOWNLOAD

Avatar

there’s apparently beef that happens between fraternal and identical twin communities n i think that’s funny n just the type of pettiness i like lol

identical twins: “omg fraternal twins don’t even count as real twins!”

fraternal twins: “ugh identical twins r creepy n have no individuality!”

me, a non twin: “LET EM KNOW”