cash poor pu $$y rich

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A bowl of cats

[eng by me]

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

Last night on our way home from performing in a play, my housemates and I noticed this sleepy little red bat on a city windowsill.

Today we came back to the theater to perform the Sunday matinee and she was on the ground. :(

I scooped her up in a shirt and put her back on the windowsill (never touch a bat with your bare hands). She was still there after the show so now we are taking her to the wildlife rehabber.

The warmth of the car has woken up the bat and it is now trying to escape containment. Thankfully I am stronger than a bat.

This bat is mad as hell about being in rehab

We think she'll be fine though.

Of course she's mad you put her ass in the drunk tank

Life imitating art.

I’m gay

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

no swimming sign at 虎跳峡hutiaoxia by 如果我叫桥子

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

consider. the round little cheeks of a mourning dove

"some of you are miserable because you're mean" post except its "some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike"

"why don't i have any friends" because you only know how to bitch about stuff and be a hater

I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

Hi bisexuals

omg hiiii

*CAGE DROPS FROM CEILING*

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

this hurt my feelings

seven journalists were killed in Gaza in the last 48 hours, wearing their distinctive Press jackets and all. Gaza is under total siege while being bombarded rn