我是死过一次的人了

@wuxianphobic / wuxianphobic.tumblr.com

yet i'm your king? your god?
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ukw i've thought a fair bit about feng xin and his fear of women and also the fact that out of all the martial gods, he has the most women worshippers, due to ... sex reasons ... and i have firmly concluded that he fears women b/c he hears all of their utterly depraved prayers all throughout the day and ukw i can't say i blame him. the man has been traumatized enough

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star wars holo-tumblr dashboard simulator (circa 0 BBY)

🪙 y-wing-supremacy

SOME TWINK JUST BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR???

#y talks #HELLO??? #now im kinda sad i wasnt on yavin tbh

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🏅couruscanti-bitch

how the fuck do you name a space station “the death star” and think you’re the good guys.

🫦 effervescenttoe follow

wanna see twi’lek pussy?

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🏅 couruscanti-bitch

we’re trying to discuss politics here

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🎨 lothcatlover

painted this in memory of alderaan

#my art #alderaan

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🐍 starlightandsecrets

can you guys imagine the shitty propaganda they’re gonna put out after this lmao

#some shit like. ohhh the mean rebels blew up our weapon of mass destruction and killed all the people on it #as if they didn’t blow up alderaan first #lol. lmao even.

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🎞️ i-wanna-get-better follow

wait hold on. alderaan got blown up AND there was a “mining disaster” on jedha…do we think they used the death star there too

📀 recorderenthusiast

okay so this isn’t technically public knowledge but given that the death star blew up i think it’s fine to share: the death star was also used on scarif to try and stop rebels from escaping with the plans (it didn’t work because the empire fucking sucks) AND it was absolutely used on jedha.

#source: my sister was on a ship over scarif that got away just in time

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🧁 in-the-marketplace follow

hey baby this death star business got me thinking about how i don’t want our star to die

#cupcake’s shitty pickup lines

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🐸 frog

parkour, i did today. ache, my bones do.

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