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@wufflesvetinari / wufflesvetinari.tumblr.com

"pastel goth axolotl. it is a magical girl. it comes from space." - fursona generator. about page. ao3: partingxshot
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

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metatheatre

Fandom: Good Omens Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley Rating: T for language; rating will not change Wordcount: 14,251 Chapter: 2/4 Fic Summary: “Do you remember your Synoptic Gospels?” “Er.” “The Transfiguration on the mountain. That’s where it’s all going to happen again. Nobody knows when, but at that point She’ll have to get involved. And I have to be there.” Crowley is trying to keep up. “You want to take him back to Israel? Mount Tabor isn’t exactly around the block.” Aziraphale shakes his head. “It’s not the location necessarily. The topography is symbolic, the mountain summit is where the veil thins and Earth and Heaven meet. Where’s the highest peak in America?” “Dunno, Alaska I think. You think God’s gonna talk to you just because you climb a mountain?”

It's the Second Coming! It's the American Roadtrip fic! It's the Second Coming American Roadtrip fic! Notes: Graciously beta'd by @wufflesvetinari!! This is a complete work! I'll be updating weekly for the #Hits. I couldn't wait a full week so here's part 2 a day early! Post-Season 2. Companion playlist here!

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alphacrone

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

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metatheatre

Fandom: Good Omens Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley Rating: T for language; rating will not change Wordcount: 7,202 Chapter: 1/4 Fic Summary: “Do you remember your Synoptic Gospels?” “Er.” “The Transfiguration on the mountain. That’s where it’s all going to happen again. Nobody knows when, but at that point She’ll have to get involved. And I have to be there.” Crowley is trying to keep up. “You want to take him back to Israel? Mount Tabor isn’t exactly around the block.” Aziraphale shakes his head. “It’s not the location necessarily. The topography is symbolic, the mountain summit is where the veil thins and Earth and Heaven meet. Where’s the highest peak in America?” “Dunno, Alaska I think. You think God’s gonna talk to you just because you climb a mountain?”

It's the Second Coming! It's the American Roadtrip fic! It's the Second Coming American Roadtrip fic! Notes: Graciously beta'd by @wufflesvetinari!! This is a complete work! I'll be updating weekly for the #Hits Post-Season 2. Companion playlist here!

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tanadrin

the natural numbers are all integers from 1 to infinity, except 19 which has a relatively short half-life of 4.21 million years and is thus not found on earth

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A monster has its teeth in your companions.

It builds nightmares out of their worst memories and drinks their pain.

One of your companions has a particularly bad worst memory.

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Art by @cymk8

Character Specific Achievements:

Aldiirn - Dusksong Be a bard. Use music to make first contact. belongs to @mistercrowbar

Andar - Poor Man's Dancing Lights Be an arcane caster. Try to cast magic. belongs to Tatsunara

Ember - Ghosts Need Sleep Explain why you're sometimes absent. belongs to @catsharky

Finch - Get Safe And Cared For Idiot Successfully hug Astarion. belongs to @everchased

Francys - Priorities Ignore everyone else in the campsite. belongs to @ineadhyn

Greygold - Psspsspsspss Be a ranger. Help Astarion calm down after being frightened. belongs to @jeeaark

Nawen - You're Unbreakable Be a rogue. Give your vampire a pep-talk after a particularly difficult day. belongs to @ineed-to-sleep

Ria - Music Box Be a bard. Play the theme. belongs to @ladyofrosefire

Staeve - Don't Forget Me Say something memorable. belongs to @velnna

Temiter - This Is All A Bit Much Abandon the dream using the silver cord. belongs to @not-poignant

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Reishni & Lae'zel

THEM!!! Them Them Them!

In camp sometime between Acts 2 and 3, Isobel (btw, that she survived Act 2 when Reishni wanted SO badly to kill her is a trip and a half)...Isobel asks him, "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

Reishni thinks back to the moment he met Lae'zel, when she threatened him at sword point, and answers, "Absolutely, there's magic in a look."

He didn't actually know then - he didn't know much of anything but his name and the shattered flashes of violence in his head. But she made sense to him, made him feel normal, without even trying. An offhand comment here or there, "Killing is good, it culls the weak." Agreeing that sometimes violence is the answer and any warrior worth their salt thirsts for blood.

And she is such a warrior herself. Brutal, efficient, intelligent...

But it was her wistful look as she gazed at the moon and the scattering of rocks that ringed it, one of which was her home, when she fondly remembered it as the place she murdered her cousin on her teacher's command that made him go, "Oh..."

Of course he'd submit to her when she asked, let go of the reins on himself he tried to hold so tightly. If he lost control, she'd put him down without hesitation. Of course he would prove himself worthy of her in a language they both understood, with a force of will and desire that left them both bloody. And when she asked him for tenderness, he'd turn his heart inside out to give it to her, and admit that he wanted it, too.

She defied her queen - she defies all logic sometimes, and even the laws of physics. She is indomitable, and together, they can surely put down a god...or three.