ah FUCK

copper my beloved

rose gold, brass, bronze, what cant she do

beautiful base colour, beautiful patina, and it mixes to make beautiful alloys. 10/10 best metal.

she also makes up so much of your wiring, she’s a working gal too.

what CANT she do

Don’t forget about the most beautiful blue made by copper sulfate!!

my absolute FAVOURITE comments on this post are ones like this.

where they just add on something ELSE that copper does. it’s great.

When you need to work in an atmosphere where a stray spark could cause an explosion, you switch out your steel tools for copper alloys since it conducts heat much better and thus won’t spark easy.

So when Tumblr user @mono-red-menace​ hypes up copper, it’s a 60k-note banger, but when I, Ea-nasir,

im not very confident in my writing but some people act like it's the greatest shit of all time n im like. it's porn bro

this is high praise. but it's about a fic where a dude throatfucks another dude

Oh they're just spreading lies about me now. None of this shit is true. I've had this person blocked for years now and they show up every so often and make up bullshit I never did. They also think I'm racist just for being from the country I'm from? Nobody who knows me believes any of this garbage, this is literally just spreading lies about a popular trans woman for existing

This person is from fucking bizarro world I swear

No I'm sick and tired of this garbage. I see a ton of other trans people just mindlessly spreading this like it's true and obvious. I want it to stop

Please do spread this actually, I don't want this bunch of lies to become popular belief

"vtubing requires money and time so she's privileged" bruh I started doing this during covid on a shitty old laptop because I had to drop out of college. all my money is from donations. Are you trying to make me sound like fucking bourgeois because I play videogames online? Is it crack that you smoke?

A copy of vtube studio is 10 bucks. OBS is free. A webcam and mic, another 20 bucks maybe. The model I used when I started was free.

Lmao yeah I'm literally always broke this is just how I pay my bills

Disco Elysium voice: Are unemployable queer women bourgeois

I just wanna play Pikmin and post about the Barbie movie man

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! Yippee! Hell yeah! Woo!

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

You’re understating how ridiculous

it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later

how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines

to fly is to go against the will of god

you've gotta meet him, man. he's always saying stuff like "my only place is the battlefield" and "I don't think I could continue living in a world without war" lol

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

What the fuck guys

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

BugBears are legit.

can we not

@celestial-guardian-ragnarok @chika-ann

Smash or pass

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

dogs

there are dogs on that list

you wanna fuck a dog

wait

this is tumblr

don’t answer that

dogs? pass.

Liches tho……. ;)))

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

What the fuck

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers. 

However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

I don’t think so?

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

I think you mean legendary decisions

Legendary for being bad

This is not what i expected when i started this blog

To be fair, i wasnt expecting a whole lot when i started this blog in 2014

But it definitely didnt include 10k notes of thirsty monsterfuckers

11 approaching 12 thousand

Fuck you’re right

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

Can I just snuggle a clan of kobolds? No porking, just snuggles.

My friend, I would literally rather die than tell someone they can’t get some consensual snuggling

@dinodaim1

on the other hand what about plants.

Are they capable of meaningful consent?

Actually, are you fucking the plants, or are you harvesting them to use as aphrodisiacs? Because most plants and plant-like entities in the bestiary are gonna fuck you up regardless of which you choose.

How have all you fucks passed on the hot devil women???

Because theres no debate on them; if you’re sexually attracted to women or other feminine entities, you’re going to fuck the succubus.

Imagine walking into a dungeon and tripping on the first step then breaking every individual bone in your body on the way down the obscenely large staircase that’s probably a hamfisted metaphor to do with descents and all that crap

Yeah that’s what this feels like

My friend who’s a DM shared me this and I HAVE ACTUALLY SMASHED OR PASSED THE WEBSITES MONSTER AND IT WAS SUS WHEN IT CAME TO THE DRAGONSSSS

Wait, why are dragons where you draw the line? That’s weak, man. Dragons should be where the line starts.

'why are actors striking aren't they all millionaires' here's a paywall free link to an article that mentions how most of the cast of one of netflix's biggest shows had day jobs bc they couldn't afford rent

KITTY COVERS EYES WITH PAWS WHILE SLEEPING WHILE PURRING 40 REVIVED 30000 HELAED

Sometimes twitter be hitting

This is even funnier with context attached

They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones

One man’s quest to create the most sued company

I used to say that he was trying to become the most hated man on earth as, like, a joke, but I think he might actually be trying to ruin his own life at this point

I got this message from a bot, and honestly? If I was a bit younger and not such a jaded bitch with a career in tech, I might have given it an honest try. I spent plenty of time in a tough situation without access to any mental health resources as a teen, and would have been sucked right in.

Chatting right from your phone, and being connected with people who can help you? Sounds nice. Especially if you believe the testimonials they spam you with (tw suicide / self harm mention in below images)

But I was getting a weird feeling, so I went to read the legalese.

I couldn't even get through the fine-print it asked me to read and agree to, without it spamming the hell out of me. Almost like they expect people to just hit Yes? But I'm glad I stopped to read, because:

I was curious about their business model. They're a venture-capitol based tech startup, owned by Airbnb, the famous mental health professionals with a focus on ethical business practices./s They're also begging for donations despite having already been given 2.5 million dollars in research funding. (If you want a deep dive on why people throw crazy money at tech startups, see my other post here)

They also use the data they gather from users to conduct research and publish papers. I didn't find them too interesting - other than as a good case study of "People tend to find what they are financially incentivized to find". Predictably, Koko found that Kokobot was beneficial to its users.

So yeah, being a dumbass with too much curiosity, I decided to use the Airbnb-owned Data-Mining Mental Health Chatline anyway. And if you thought it was dangerous sounding from the disclaimers? Somehow it got worse.

(trigger warning / discussions of child abuse / sexual abuse / suicide / violence below the cut - please don't read if you're not in a good place to hear about negligence around pretty horrific topics.)

Their company summary reading as "AI Powered Community Moderation" really stood out to me, as at first glance it's not what they market themselves as. But after reading through the rest of the post, and seeing their list of 'customers' on their website it's obvious what's going on. The apparently unmoderated, highly dangerous chat service where they throw extremely vulnerable people (and presumably the people who want to take advantage of them) at each other in the name of 'mental health support' is not their product. Their product is a bot that crawls social media content to flag posts for moderation. The chat service is just a data harvesting ploy. They need a large body of example text of people experiencing mental health crises to train their bot on. The chat service lets them harvest that.

This company is selling a tool to help social media companies automatically detect at risk users and provide them with links to mental health services. Which sounds perfectly fine until you realise that it's building that tool in the most breathtakingly irresponsible and immoral way imaginable.

This is part of a growing trend of "let's tell people in crisis to help each other - remove all the trained therapists from the discussion and get them to pay money for bells & whistles (and possibly therapists, at over-the-counter rates only you can't use insurance for them)" sites.

Also stay FAR FAR AWAY from any of these other services.

do you ever just desperately wish for a man to lift you up bridal style and cover your face in kisses? because I do

mlm + nblm