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RETURN OF THE KING

Patty said she wanted a grill house

So I set the house on fire 🔥

I don't need it

I found it. I found the song that wallopoid go the most apeshit over.

“Look I’m a human, I’m gonna budget my finances so hard when I get home”

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

Heaven let your eent shine down.

Woodcock Shine Wednesday

NANANANA NANANA NANANA NANA NA

O<O

NANANANA NANANA NANANA NANA NA

O>O

NANANANA NANANA NANANA NANA NA

O>O

NANANANA NANANA NANANA NANA NA

O<O

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

Same energy

Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse around Troy

#oh this is a Baby sound #this is a sound mother cats make when they’re calling to their kittens #it’s not an alarm call #it’s more like ‘hey kids it’s time to travel follow me’ sort of call

Exactly what @followthebluebell wrote! This cat is trying to carry their ‘kitten’ to a new nest. I’ve never seen this behaviour before with a human and it’s hilarious to watch in action.

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

kind of a milf. reblog

“She loves to PLAY with (not eat) cherries 🍒”

(Source)

Fausto el doctor chistoso

“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”

ok i’m fucking screaming my friend found this on amazon and apparently it’s like a whole niche and

@sommerrev You and Caitlin need all of these for the kitchen

holy shit

I want to collect Foodimals

They’re called “Home Grown” figurines and I used to admire them all the time in whatever stores carried them. You’re all missing some of the very coolest:

@trashfirefallon new cryptids.

I LOVE THEM

Y’all forgot the squirrel 

Just in case y'all couldn’t get enough, Here’s 10 More!

Faust does the Jack-O pose