she's not inherently unfriendly she's just easily annoyed
a cool dude had me freehand an interpretation of this in black and grey
i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab
“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day
“fatigue 2”, Big Crab
I hadn’t seen the second one. You can just tell that guy is standing where his car should be. He’s too tired to worry about the crab directly, he’s just thinking about how this means he’s gotta call the insurance company and lord knows if giant crab attacks are covered. He’s looking off to the left because that’s where the bus stop is, he’s watching a bus pull up right now and thinking that while there’s a chance he could sprint for it and make it on he absolutely cannot bring himself to run right now - not from the crab, not to the bus, not for anything. Fuck the diet, though, he’s getting fast food tonight. Not like he can drive to the store now anyway.
Man has gotten the bus home (car crushed by giant crab) to find more sea creatures on his property
Is this targeted? What will this do to his insurance premiums?
regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!
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Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff
Break Stuff Sunday
Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday
I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago
I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy
Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts
tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
now rebloggable. fuck with me
the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing
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None of the images in the notes look like eachother but they all look like Clark wtf
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Every time this graces my dash I can’t help but laugh until I’m on the verge of tears
It’s a face that says “you aren’t wrong, but not for the reason you think”
Life hacks for anyone else who makes their own branches/toy parts and needs to debark a lot of wood
Pressure washers remove it quickly with very little manual labour, skinny branches are also safe to do it with but you need to clamp them down so they don’t snap under the pressure
The Wisdom of Winnie the Pooh. I did a masters thesis on proletarianism in Winnie the Pooh and Rabbit represented the boss. He’s friendly, yet capable of being impatient and irritable. He considers himself the smartest animal in the Forest and insists on doing things his way and is obsessed with rules, planning and order. He often bosses others around, so he represented “The Man.”
Every time I see your blog I think of the posts in my village Facebook asking people to look out for their cat who likes to play in the road. They can’t think of ANYTHING to stop her!
sorry but if the cat dies it is not there fault, a cat is an animal just like you or your dog and being outside is what they need to do!
Do you let your dog come-and-go as they please, leaving your property to wander who knows where on a whim? Do you let your dog cross roads without you?
