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At long last Part 3 of my ridiculous erotic fantasy parody romance (say that ten times fast) is out on kindle for $0.99, or for free with kindle unlimited. Adult only.

After a dramatic confrontation at the Masquerade Ball, Alexandra is forced to leave her true love and abide by her husband’s wishes to travel to the frightening Duchy of Eis. There she will discover the truth about the man she was never wanted to marry, and come to terms with her own mysterious origins. Content Warnings: Sexually explicit, implied emotional and physical abuse, slavery imagery, brief descriptions of torture.

(Available on most other amazon region store-fronts too.)

The first two parts of the series (should also be $0.99 each but amazon keeps displaying the price weirdly).

Once the kindle unlimited exclusivity period has expired, this will also be available for my $5 or above tier on patreon.

It’s that time again, here is my terrible-on-purpose work, with my terrible-on-purpose cover.

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Finally! Part Two of Love’s Thorny Path is here!

Firstly, I want to apologise for it taking so damn long, 2017 has been a heck of a year.

Thirdly here’s the blurb for this new part:

Having chosen to become Prince Percival’s Mistress, the Lady Alexandra flees her loveless marriage for the strange new land of Pavo. But a combination of political intrigue and her own scandalous past threatens to end her relationship with the Prince before it can even truly begin.

Content Warnings: explicit descriptions of sex, mentions of racism, mild peril, melodrama, fruit, blood, mild swearing.

Length: 32k, Four Chapters, plus Dramatis Personae and a Glossary.

(Also available on other Amazon store fronts, I’m just very very tired right now)

Currently only available for kindle, but there is an complete edition in the works (with extras including a map, bonus short stories and more!) which will hopefully be available in other formats, including paperback.

Shameless self-promotion time (and three days early because it was supposed to take 72 hours to show up in the store but it only took 3)!

Love’s Thorny Path: Part One The Rose Maiden

(I’m sorry if you see this more than once, I’m going to be crossposting it to various places.)

Want to do something for me for Christmas (even though it’s three days early)?

If you’re 18+ and have access to a kindle device you could buy part one of my book!

Reblogging self to add that you can read it for free on Kindle Unlimited.

Reblogging to say that the book is on countdown sale on amazon.com and amazon.co.uk this week.

The Rose Maiden is on countdown deal on USA and UK amazon again for a week.

Shameless self-promotion time (and three days early because it was supposed to take 72 hours to show up in the store but it only took 3)!

Love’s Thorny Path: Part One The Rose Maiden

(I’m sorry if you see this more than once, I’m going to be crossposting it to various places.)

Want to do something for me for Christmas (even though it’s three days early)?

If you’re 18+ and have access to a kindle device you could buy part one of my book!

Reblogging self to add that you can read it for free on Kindle Unlimited.

Reblogging to say that the book is on countdown sale on amazon.com and amazon.co.uk this week.

Shameless self-promotion time (and three days early because it was supposed to take 72 hours to show up in the store but it only took 3)!

Love’s Thorny Path: Part One The Rose Maiden

(I’m sorry if you see this more than once, I’m going to be crossposting it to various places.)

Want to do something for me for Christmas (even though it’s three days early)?

If you’re 18+ and have access to a kindle device you could buy part one of my book!

Reblogging self to add that you can read it for free on Kindle Unlimited.

Shameless self-promotion time (and three days early because it was supposed to take 72 hours to show up in the store but it only took 3)!

Love’s Thorny Path: Part One The Rose Maiden

(I’m sorry if you see this more than once, I’m going to be crossposting it to various places.)

Want to do something for me for Christmas (even though it’s three days early)?

If you’re 18+ and have access to a kindle device you could buy part one of my book!

I know it’s been very quiet over here for a while, but I’m currently putting the finishing touches to part one of a parody romance novel.

I’ll let you all know when it’s available (hopefully it will be ready by Christmas Day).