alright what is tumblr again

If you feel your BMI is too high, you can lower it by losing a leg. If you feel your BMI is too low, you can raise it by losing both.

A tax free blowjob is one that’s given under the table.

“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.”

I don’t want another single, pop culture reference outta you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

Never stop learning about your partner. Never lose that wonder that made you want to get to know them initially because we are constantly growing as individuals.

Stephen, while looking through alternate universes, discovers that he is connected to Everett Ross in more ways that he thought was possible. - (Originally posted on my insta @/bannersodinson)

- Part 2: https://hamishhhuh.tumblr.com/post/176526967126/part-2-how-sherlock-survived-the-fall

if the horror movie doesn’t have synth in the soundtrack is it really sexy?

I think you mean scary?

i absolutely don’t

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

theyll be that too

#i miss their distracting childish rivalry

— A 12 word autobiography (via syntacked)

homoerotic lit alignments tag urself 

I don’t know who made this but this is pure gold

I WAS A DEMON LAST WEEK

In the mood to be hugged for an entire day

Pretending to be busy on an 8 hour shift is harder than actually being busy on an 8 hour shift.