The only aesthetic disaster is his hair
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
Every “quirky” tumblr post
Do sexual act with me then do nonsexual act with me
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shove your cock in me and then take me to see the imax 3D screening of ratatouille
As a cat owner I can 100% confirm that this is what it’s like to own a cat.
I hope jesus comes back as a rapper
nicki minaj is already here
I work in a pizza place and we took our chicken broccoli alfredo off the menu. Then this happened.
nivveauu (via wnq-writers)
Hermione to Ron in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via iwonnamovetoneverland)
I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and pressed flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together




