“Treat spiders the way you want to be treated”
I already do.
What I can’t hear you over the sound of smacking spiders with a newspaper

“Treat spiders the way you want to be treated”
I already do.
What I can’t hear you over the sound of smacking spiders with a newspaper
me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has
me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier
This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.
Me as a writer: I feel like I’m repeating myself, I’ve already used that theme, I’ve already written that kink, that other character uses that speech pattern so this one in another fandom can’t, I feel like I’m writing predictable things, is this different enough from that other thing I wrote, are people filling out bingo cards by my work? :sobbing:
Me as a reader: oh hell yeah this hit the spot exactly, I hope this writer has written 20 more just like it
As one friend said when I felt I was reusing a theme too much, nobody ever says, Did Agatha Christie write about murder again?
I actually laughed out loud at the last one. A very good point.
“I love this, I hope there isn’t anything else out there like it!” Said no one ever
god i miss them.. i need them back in my life- i need this so bad u dont undrstand- anyways jon totally does crosswords (yes he might know all the answers immediately but he finds them silly and likes 2 fill them out ))
Arthur: *Kisses the hand that John took control of*
John: What is this? What are you doing?
Arthur: It's affection, John...
John: Disgusting
Arthur: .........
John: Do it again
Arthur: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I'm getting mixed signals here.
John: My hand is literally inches from your throat right now.
Arthur: That doesn’t answer my question.
when your voice of reason eldritch monster boyfriend won’t let you go on a murderous rampage 💔
having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams
opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
It’s polite to knock! What if your boss has a very important meeting?
so stupid when i get some eccentric item of clothing and ppl are like "ok but where are you gonna wear it?" like. the grocery store? you think i won't wear the demonia riots to the dmv? "they're club shoes" that's only exclusive if you're a pussy
"where would you wear 6inch platforms?" fucking Out id wear them Out what do you mean where
When i was 20 i had 6 inch Swears & i wore them literally EVERYWHERE. i wore a violet satin ballgown to class for like an entire 30% of my freshman year. just wear shit wherever, death is inevitable and social restrictions are fake
someone posted this on twitter this morning
correct 7/11 etiquette
Listening to the podcast with Tumblr's CEO about how Tumblr is running on debt because he believes it's worth keeping up because of how unique and good it is as a blogging platform and honestly it warms the heart
And how Tumblr may have been purchased for 3 million but at one point cost 60 million a year to run and they decided it was worth slowly fixing and honestly it warms the heart
And thinking about how Musk bought Twitter for way above its valuation when in fact he was also getting all of its debts and liabilities since Twitter was, like Tumblr, also running on debt, so he actually owes way more than 44 billion dollars and that's why he's no longer the richest man on earth and that's why he's floundering and losing his mind, and honestly it warms the heart
And about how Tumblr are happily poaching talent from Twitter and investors are looking at Tumblr as a worthwhile investment and the debt is going down in part because of Twitter's fuckup and honestly it warms the heart
Arthur has two wolves inside of him, one is in pain and the other is also in pain.