Victorine

dappermouth

Forgetting the sea — detail from 'Cold Shore'

pir8core

epilepticsaints

karmicrespite

#ouch

identifying-cars-in-posts

a-dumb-bitch-apparently

evilwizard

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

t-counter

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

evilwizard

YOU EXIST???

t-counter

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

cerayanay

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

miku! miku! oo ee oo

You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok

tlirsgender

I saw a Thing one time about how the earliest sign of civilization is a healed femur because that shows that we were taking care of each other because if we Didn't a broken leg would mean you Die because you can't. Do things

And I was thinking about this and I remembered also seeing an article about this one mated pair of crows where one of them broke its beak and thus couldn't properly feed itself on its own. So the other one helps

So basically I have connected the two dots ("you didn't connect shit") I've connected them

And also they not only use tools but teach each other how to construct them, so uh

Really makes you think

tlirsgender

Realistically I know immortality would kinda suck but I'd love to see where crows are going with this

findersfeeders

Fun fact, there is little info on crows (as far as species of interest go) because they're so good at evading human tactics for collection and observation. I had a friend who studied them in grad school. Not only do they describe humans to each other (so crows you've never seen before will avoid you), they also learn the precise distance of net cannons (for trapping and tagging) after 1 encounter and then stand at that distance the entire time (making naive researchers think maybe they can juuuust caych em). So basically you need to befriend them (a common strategy), or find a murder that's never seen you before (researchers wear presidents masks to throw them off, but then they remember and describe the cars). In this case, you have one chance to collect enough in the group to get good data. Whatever crow you catch once, you probably will never catch again, ruling out biosensing devices (like they use with other birds and turtles n junk).

The latest big finding about crows is that they have a grasp of knowledge breadth, meaning they "know what they know" meaning they are conscious (self aware), have subjective experiences and can reflect on their knowledge. (Source) This also implies they have an understanding of the unknown.

Look up Andreas Nieder and Jon Marzluff's work if you want the deep skinny.

a-dumb-bitch-apparently

greelin

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

greelin

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

a-dumb-bitch-apparently

socialjusticeace

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

noodles-07

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

the-bibrarian

Happy moon landing day!

spockvarietyhour

OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known

9rose-tea6

🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🟥

Sleigh ride!

krudman

🤺 🙎

Nothing personal, kid

silvermuffins

🤺 🔫🕵‍♂️

Vengeance!

wondersmith-and-sons

🧍🧍‍♂️🧍🧍‍♂️🧍 🚋

oh no watch out for the trolley!!!

tenpiecechickenmcscumbag

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

ys19

Airplane mode for overthinking please

fairycosmos

Anonymous asked:

what are some things that you often think about that's inherently heartbreaking

fairycosmos answered:

ever since i read that Stupid post that was like one day you went out to play with your friends for the very last time one day your mother picked you up in her arms for the very last time one day you pet your dogs head for the very last time etc i see everything in those terms and it feels like something is dying in my chest but i can't stop LOL. i know it's such an obvious thing but i feel like everything either exists in a state of grief or pre-emptive grief for what is about to be lost and that's really sad to me. i know if everything lasted forever it would take away some of the importance of our experiences and that the certainty of death gives our brief lives a lot of meaning and urgency and light but i wish we all had more time to get it right and be together anyway. i wish more was guaranteed for all of us and i wish things felt a little more fair

hellsite-hall-of-fame

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

the-universe-at-large

high-saffron

the-universe-at-large

dangergays

actualchiotdelphine

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

what

kiwi-draws

wh

w-

LEMME BREAK IT

WH

miascomeback

Me next!!!

Break muthafucka breakkkk

?

SKSK

official-graveyard-posts

Official graveyard post. +Bonus!

mostly-funnytwittertweets

ansixilus

Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people "roll their eyes", they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it's usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they "rolled".

I've found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

tikkunolamorgtfo

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

vimbia

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

ratherinterestingmilkshake

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

thewelterschallenge

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

fluidityandgiggles

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

emilyelizabethfowl

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

ON MY DASH

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

Always reblog

“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read

goodoldpanicattheeverywhere

on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)

wind-the-music-box

Dummies.

Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.

There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

Six years later, my dumb ass realizes I never said you also have to pull at least some of the teeth to prevent a match to dental records.

@damnn-dorothea @hell-lit011019 @chammak-challo113 murder besties… Refreshment course.

pinkpdf

@bulbourethralhand

a-really-hot-caterpillar

“I am a writer,” he said as reblogged this post. Little did they know…

oceanandlilies

This reblogging chain shouldn’t stop… everyone should know HOW TO MURDER !! I repeat this reblogging chain shouldn’t STOP!!

pathetic-atthedisco

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

1.1 MILLION NOTES JESUS CHRIST

i-say-ok

ok.

ikinregulusblack

Also when you bury a body put some kind of acid on it(even if it’s just lemon juice) it’ll break down the body. Also don’t stab them. Use a poison that will leave the body quickly. If you inject them with something do it behind the ear, the people doing autopsies barely ever check there. Also break the skull so they can’t make a facial reconstruction. Also if you bury them or the murder weapon somewhere, do it somewhere that can’t be attached to you. Also make sure they don’t have implants(plastic surgery or bone implants. Also contacts) because those can be traced to the victim. Also if you’re doing a mass murder, bury the victims in different places, but combine bones from different bodies (not all of them though, you may still get away with a few). I could go on much longer, but imma stop here. I promise I’ve never murdered anyone, I learned most of this from the show bones.

@beetrootsoupdragon this is reminding me of the tim cult

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

vimbia

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

ratherinterestingmilkshake

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

thewelterschallenge

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

fluidityandgiggles

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

emilyelizabethfowl

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

ON MY DASH

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

Always reblog

“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read

goodoldpanicattheeverywhere

on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)

wind-the-music-box

Dummies.

Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.

There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

Six years later, my dumb ass realizes I never said you also have to pull at least some of the teeth to prevent a match to dental records.

@damnn-dorothea @hell-lit011019 @chammak-challo113 murder besties… Refreshment course.

pinkpdf

@bulbourethralhand

a-really-hot-caterpillar

“I am a writer,” he said as reblogged this post. Little did they know…

oceanandlilies

This reblogging chain shouldn’t stop… everyone should know HOW TO MURDER !! I repeat this reblogging chain shouldn’t STOP!!

pathetic-atthedisco

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

1.1 MILLION NOTES JESUS CHRIST

i-say-ok

ok.

ikinregulusblack

Also when you bury a body put some kind of acid on it(even if it’s just lemon juice) it’ll break down the body. Also don’t stab them. Use a poison that will leave the body quickly. If you inject them with something do it behind the ear, the people doing autopsies barely ever check there. Also break the skull so they can’t make a facial reconstruction. Also if you bury them or the murder weapon somewhere, do it somewhere that can’t be attached to you. Also make sure they don’t have implants(plastic surgery or bone implants. Also contacts) because those can be traced to the victim. Also if you’re doing a mass murder, bury the victims in different places, but combine bones from different bodies (not all of them though, you may still get away with a few). I could go on much longer, but imma stop here. I promise I’ve never murdered anyone, I learned most of this from the show bones.

@beetrootsoupdragon this is reminding me of the tim cult

engulfes

fairycosmos

heres my positive thought for the day. trees blow in the wind all the time and you can watch for free

comfortfrogblog

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

i do promise

i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now