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Imagine your OTP hasn’t met yet. They are on a plane trip to whatever destination in a different country. Person B sits in the seat next to Person A. They begin to socialize during the flight and they have a lot in common. They then grow feelings for each other, and in the airport, they both confess their love, but are sad since they have to leave. (OT3 option: Person C is the flight attendant) (Bonus: They end up on the same plane for the trip back.)

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Imagine person A walking out of the bathroom after a shower, half-naked and wreathed in steam, and B immediately dropping whatever they were holding. Bonus if it’s an animal which gives them the stink eye before slinking away.

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haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.

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lagoonhag

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself