A tree covered in snow (or a giant mushroom?)

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writing multi-chapter fics be like

Smol alien in Disbelief™

the best part about james team rocket is that you can put his face on any pride flag and there’s like a 97% chance it fits

i have never given half of a fuck about not having a valentine but i saw a gay cowboy card at target and now i’m discovering inner weakness

:(

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.” 

wtf dad

latest edition:  me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine. 

my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while. 

is your dad an ex-assassin

I GOT BORED

the bus repair crew! ⊹

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

月と人魚　moon and mermaid

100×145mm, Eraser prints,　yasuko aoyama  2011.9.

duolingo is preparing me for a career as a Japanese exorcist

okay but like what if;; chaotic sibling co-op mode

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