happy barbenheimer day everyone
“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget
I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
fahrenheit defenders i do not respect:
- “why would you need to care what temperature water freezes at” (i live in a place where snow and cars co-exist)
- “it’s a 0-100 scale so 50 degrees is a perfectly average temperature” (‘average temperature’ is subjective, i have seen enough people from different climates fight over what qualifies as ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ to know that does not work)
- “it just makes more sense objectively” (it’s only intuitive to you bc it’s what you’re used to)
fahrenheit defenders i respect:
- “you’re just jealous because we can say it’s 69 degrees outside” (i am)
SEYMOUR MY FUCKING PROVINCE IS ON FIRE
the 4th of july? you mean like the fall out boy song? you know that isn’t real, right?
you cannot have wangxian if you dont accept nie huaisang's undying and all encompassing love for his brother and great affection for jin guangyao because nothing would have happened if nhs didnt care about nmj's death and about who killed him and why
no greater tension than two mutuals who want to talk so badly but are afraid to so they like each other’s post until the end of time
werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill be here all week
i ran the whole marathon on this one and you let it flop. i did so much googling.
aristocrat doms delegating corporal punishments to their secretary named after sewing room detritus be like
“hit that sub, Scribe Button”
Hello??????
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I'm gonna start saying "it's too hot" today, here's the perfect poll...
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I'm curious and need to know I'm not suffering alone
i love it when in cql they just Start Saying Numbers, like "oh i fought FIVE THOUSAND men all on my own!" or "you killed more than ONE HUNDRED people!!" ... ive never seen more than twenty extras at a time but go off bestie <3
yall stop being funnier than me in the tags
reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them








