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Worst “Master Of The Arts” Ever

@writing-magician

Warning: sarcasm | | pronouns they/them
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Same but also with people in their 20s or 30s+ who just discovered drawing as a hobby and are also basically beginners

To all my followers who are learning to draw, regardless of your age…

Don’t give up. Don’t let those haters and trolls get you down. Your style is beautiful. Just keep going. You’re doing amazing, sweeties.

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hey its butch appreciation day! i hope every butch is having a great day and are being shown the proper love, care and support from the people around them. butches you are so inspiring and you make every day brighter, every night more lovely, and every minute worth living. you are cause for great celebration 💞

this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, WHETHER YOURE JEWISH OR NOT.

THIS IS A SUPER IMPORTANT PART OF OUR HISTORY, DONT LET IT GET DESTROYED.

Mamma Mia but it’s about an assassin who can’t remember which billionaire CEO they was sent to kill at a business conference and they can’t tell the difference between them because all the CEOs look like bog standard James Bond villains.

Banger, a hit post.

You understand theming and storytelling well. I enjoy your brain.

Shout out to people with breathing related disabilities because this shit sucks

People who need inhalers and nebulizers. People who use ox tanks. People who can’t stand or walk too much because it makes breathing harder. People who have given up important parts of their life because of their breathing issues. People who need assistance and caregivers. Especially huge shoutout to people whose breathing problems don’t have any treatments and/or are getting worse with time

In my experience, we are often left out of the disabled community, either implicitly or explicitly. Needing assistance with chores and errands is so common for disabled people yet when it’s a lung or airway issue that causes us to need that assistance, we’re left out of the convo. Conditions like cystic fibrosis, COPD, lung cancer, VCD, asthma, anaphylaxis, and more can all be seriously disabling. We deserve a voice

Anyways, big hugs for people with breathing issues that want one. We deserve more love <3

I want the writer’s strike to last until they get everything they demand and more. I want the SAG strike to last until AI is entirely forbidden across the board in the entire industry. I want CGI artists to unionize and strike. I want animators to strike. I want composers and directors and designers and VAs and techies and producers and stage hands and game devs and programmers and recording artists to strike.

I want every aspect of the entertainment industry brought to a grinding halt for months or even years to take it from the corps and put it back in the hands of the artists.

Question for people who use screen readers or text to speech/audio

When a post on here has lots of emojis, special fonts/text or lots of keysmashes, what is a way to tag those posts so that you guys don't have to sit there listening to nonsense for a minute straight?

Thanks!

the best tag in my opinion would be "screenreader unsafe" !! and i would deeply appreciate things like that being tagged whenever possible , because ... it fully crashes cheaper screenreaders like mine and i have to restart it >_<

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Is there a limit of emojis or bigger fonts (the headline font, not fancy fonts) that's acceptable for cheap screen readers, or has everything the potential of crashing it?

Asking because my screen reader reads headline fonts and bolded words just fine, and I use them to make my posts accessible for people who can't read long texts. So if a little is alright, but I unnecessarily tagged it as dangerous, I think this could be quite annoying...

Same for emojis, I rarely use more than two in a row and was thinking of adding something in brackets that describes the emojis right before the emojis start, so that the screen reader could warn you that you'll hear some nonsense and tells you what kind of emojis are used before the nonsense starts.

This wouldn't make sense if it immediately breaks cheap screen readers, that's why I ask.

actual web fonts dont effect my screenreader at all personally !! bolded or otherwise emphasized text in posts just reads as normal text , and theres no difference between how my screenreader reads arial and how it reads comic sans

for emojis , it depends on the emojis being used , because its that it tries to read the emoji names as fast as possible for some dumbass reason — so longer emoji names make it crash faster . id say it can handle about five to seven emojis in a row , before getting upset . if theres text in between them , for example a period , it can handle it fine !!

those ugly unicode fonts from fancy font generator sites also dont immediately crash my screenreader — it can take about ten unicode characters at once before crashing — but hearing "mathematical fraktur capital E , mathematical fraktur capital M , mathematical fraktur capital I , mathematical fraktur capital L , mathematical fraktur capital Y" is the most obnoxious thing ever and makes me block people 😭

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"average president has 2 felony charges" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president has 0 felony charges. Felonies Don, who lives in a state of disgrace (Florida) & has 92 felony charges, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Congratulations to Donald “Fuckwad” Trump for reaching exactly twice as many felony charges as there have been United States presidents, and therefore making the math easier for all of us! Finally, a decent accomplishment.

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Hold on to your butts, because by the end of this he may have 3x or 4x!

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like to charge, reblog to cast

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

I have an answer to that one too

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

Born without a groove 😔

People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

“I’m dealing with a lot 🥺🥺🥺” and I’m dealing with you so I guess we’re even

If your reactions to your trauma or your problems are making other people around you feel unsafe you need new coping mechanisms.

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

And one on why not the arkenstone

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

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Everyone once in a while this makes an re-appearance on my dash and it’s great

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Looking to take a few bust commissions!! I have a payment upcoming that I need a little extra funds to cover 🙇

Please message me if interested!! They’ll be $30 a pop. Ordering multiple is OK!

hello is this how you use tumblr??? - still trying to get used to it

if you’re new, you’re so very welcome here! i’m heloísa and i’m the artist behind poorly drawn cats

if you’re here from twitter thanks for joining!! i hope i can keep sharing my art!