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people are all we’ve got

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

getting emotionally attatched to mutuals and recognizing people's usernames and then being sad when they leave or dont come online anymore

imagine getting jumped by tiktok users and one of them says "unalive his ass"

Alex Krokus

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

why dont we all just eat the plastic. then we wont hwve plastic pollution

actually my cat friday wrote this. she was attempting to eat some plastic

ok well why didn't you help her. you are killing our planet

sorry...

Werwolf monday

Werewolf tuesday

Youre never going to fucking guess what day it is

Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

yeah sure ill reblog that

Anyone else totally desensitized to the delta variant with a side of futility or is it just me. Im wearing my mask and stuff but the scale of the horror of it is just lost on me now

I heard "delta spreads as fast as smallpox" and felt nothing

Yeah yeah, it's a plague, we get it, we know the drill.

Never thought I’d be so used to crippling, blinding existential fear

Beautiful, inspiring, transcendent: Humans can become accustomed to anything.

Horrific, terrifying, bleak: Humans can become accustomed to anything.

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth in inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat

15 YEARS OF THE BLACK PARADE — released October 24, 2006 (USA) {INSPO: X, X}

i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems and i am the first person you should ask if you want to know a long list of criticisms, but i REALLY ENJOY THIS THING” its like holding up a can of trash to everyone else and saying “you are a reasonable person and you would not enjoy touching this garbage and i value that about you” and then pouring it out on the ground and rolling around in it yourself

i'm an oppa homeless style fake truther which means that i believe that the post did not actually exist on tumblr but that the events of oppa homeless style nevertheless still happened

you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole