Cat, I’m a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. Can you say the same, imperial?

life could be a dream

JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE FUNNIEST NAMED NPC IN RUNESCAPE

Today a dental hygienist said I have "very stringy saliva" and I still have no idea what that means or how I'm meant to feel about it

Diagnosed with "hentai saliva"

Blocked.

It's called X because you should close it and go outside

Me anytime someone sends me a tweet

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

poll time!!

please reblog with your answer and country!!

i, for example, have fired a gun, and am from canada.

enjoy!!

father’s day is funny in my family because my dad is so angry this holiday exists that it’s the one day of the year i am NOT allowed to call him. we are officially estranged for 24 hours a year. wishing him a happy father’s day is a declaration of hostilities.

and like he is a good dad with a good dad, there’s no traumatic backstory to this, he just hates The Man telling him what to do so much that it’s a personal affront that someone decided that anyone is supposed to feel a thing on a specific day or, god forbid, spend their hard earned dollars because shaving commercials tell them to. if a dad did his job right (be a good father who unconditionally loves his kids), his kids should love him 364 days a year but FUCK the 365th day to spite hallmark and gillette specifically and you know what. i respect it.

didn’t realize this experience was quite as universal as it seems to be

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post

the pennsylvania thottery

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Here’s a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Hey rb this!!!

Guys don’t share this kinda thing people may use it to get access to the dnd source books for free instead of paying for them. This is extremely dangerous for the flawless company that wizards of the coast is.

i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually

also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you

Same with stuff like screen shake, particle effects, flashing/lightning effects: “But the game would look terrible without them!”

Then Just.... Don’t turn them off then, dickface...

Meanwhile, *having the option to turn them off* would greatly increase the number of people able to play the game.

we are all dogs in god's hot car

thursday again in only two days. theyre not even trying to hide it

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

watching red white and royal blue. this movie sucks but it would have been a camp masterpiece if they actually got jesse eisenberg and andrew garfield to play the leads. rpf has zero credibility these days.

i would never lie about the fact that casey mcquiston was a prolific andrew garfield/jesse eisenberg fic writer in the heydays of the social network fandom and while it has not be confirmed, it is quite possible that their book about a british guy and an american man falling in love was inspired by the two leads of the original award winning rpf movie

pennsylvanian urge to eat before the sun goes down