If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
These are free to use but if you'd like high-resolution versions you can get them off my Ko-Fi!
I know I haven't been on Tumblr in a minute but I wanted to share this project I've been working on for the last month and a half :') getting back to my roots with the Fallout 4 Valentines I made 8 years ago.
Enjoy and Happy Valentines Day! <3
These are so good!!
When I saw the dialogue between Jhonny and syzoth about the predator this came to my mind.
Meanwhile, the lin kuei brothers...
Hanzo meets Tomas
Aaa! A Ghost!
Wrestlers Who Should Have A Gun Before Cash:
the judgement day doing their best damian impression- the way no one can even come close to how deep his voice is 😭
recent papas
ibushi just throwing himself at them like. not going for any hits, just slapping meat. taichi lathering up in hand sanitizer. i cannot imagine how ill this would have made me july 2020
Requested by @benhargrieves (insp x)
One 1 about me. Is I like to do the round/ fisheye perspective in my full illustrations.
Get fucked Cardona! Let’s go Maki-Sama!
Desperado (quoting a tweet from New Japan's official twitter which is about an interview with Desperado but accidentally used this photo instead):
"That photo ain't me!"
Taichi:
"To think, that's what your face really looks like under there...
You really are ugly!!"
Despe:
"Wait a-! Dummy!
I said that ain't meeEeee!
And don't expose what I look like!"
Taichi:
"From the beard to the bone structure,
that is definitely you!!
I'm shocked at how incredibly hideous you are Don't talk to me ever again with that ugly face"
Despe:
"What kind of discriminatory behavior is this!!
We've been dating for a pretty long time now, and I've had a face like this the whole time!
And anyway I don't get what's wrong with it!?"
Taichi:
"Your beard is always scratchy when we kiss!"
Despe:
"Ah, sorry about that.
I'll be more careful from now on."
#didn't realise Taichi and Despe had a fling! #from the timestamps I'm guessing this was while Dangerous Tekkers were on a break #and before Taichi and Sanada got together
Going by their twitter posts, Taichi and Desperado have at the very least been drunkenly and nakedly making out for many years, including while Dangerous Tekkers were a tag team. The older tweets from Desperado are all gone since he's deleted his older twitter accounts, although Taichi and Kanemaru's side of the conversations are still there. They only stopped tweeting about this kind of stuff after Suzuki Gun disbanded - and even then, Taichi's last tweet to Desperado about the faction disbanding was "Let's get naked together again someday"
Look at that absolutely stunning top he has on tho
Belt holders.
Why are you yelling at him? :(
The car is being repossessed
they're trying to stop that from happening I think
Right in the emotions, holy crap.
do you think renee paquette has to hose off jon moxley after every match before he's allowed in the car
I'm having a party because I defeated Charisma and won tequila as the prize but I wonder if I can drink 100 bottles of tequila ~
"It has been decided.
I'm having a party because I defeated Charisma and won tequila as the prize, but I wonder if I can drink 100 bottles of tequila ~
I hate the titles of those wish-fulfillment isekai mangas but somehow the name of my own event sounds like an isekai
I defeated Charisma in a singles match that a Mexican tourism company was sponsoring, and the winner of the match was rewarded with Jose Cuervo.
Me and Charisma will sign the empty limited edition Day of the Dead bottles and sell them for charity (because the rules around selling unopened bottles of alcohol are complicated)
To do that, we need to empty the bottles!
Charisma's an alcoholic, but I can't drink every day like that!
That's why I need help!
If I put a link into this post it won't work but, if you go to DDT-san's homepage and NJPW's homepage you can get all the information about the event!
See you there, and thank you!"
This event sounds amazing. They're holding three of these total - one at Yano's sports bar EBRIETAS, and one at each of DDT's two bars, Dropkick and SWANDIVE. Tickets are 6000 yen (around $40) and distributed by lottery system. A ticket gives you either 90 or 120 minutes at the event depending on the venue. Desperado is hosting the events himself, and he will personally pour you shots of tequila for 500 yen a shot (around $3.50)
