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Out of the Woods (Maedhros x Reader) Modern Girl in Middle Earth

Prompt: “Let me go.”

Pairing: Maedhros x Reader

Warnings: 

Requested by: Anonnie, so probably not what you had in mind, but I kinda like it. Then again I’m trash for Modern Girl in (Insert name of world) so there’s that.

This wasn’t meant to happen. None of this should have happened, and it most definitely shouldn’t have gone as far as it did. Being a human from the 21st century and getting thrown into the First Age in Middle Earth was impossible as it was. To make things even more unrealistic, you’d managed to find the fair folk- more they managed to find you stumbling through the woods, lost and crying. The group took pity on you and took you to their city. You can’t remember the name of it, only that it was massive and beautiful. You could help but gaze in awe as some of the group maneuvers you around the city. They were taking you to meet the king. 

Maedhros was tall and radiant with long red hair. He walked and talked like a king, stern but diplomatic. You explained your situation, not quite understanding it yourself. He believed your words and allowed you sanctity in his walls and within his castle until a way home was found for you. That had become the beginning of something that shouldn’t have been.

The two of you often found yourselves in the library together. You’d always loved books and despite not being able to understand the elvish words, being surrounded by book was a comfort in a foreign world. Maeehros found you one day and offered to teach you the language.

“Who knows how long you will be here Lady Y/N, it is best you know the language of the people you are to live with.” He told you. It wasn’t until the second week of the lessons that you realized he could have gotten someone else to teach you, but he chose to.

“Why do you insist to take time out of your day to teach me? As a king, you probably have many duties and you’ve already been gracious enough to let me stay here.” You had asked him the fifth week of him tutoring you.

“Would you rather me leave you to the hands of another?” Mirth coating each of his words with a mischevious twinkle in his eyes.

“No, I suppose I wouldn’t.”

You’d been in Middle Earth for 40 years now, somehow you hadn’t aged a day, and was no closer to finding a way back home than your first day here. Somehow you didn’t mind that. Since that time lots had happened, most centered around Maedhros- former High King of the Noldor. The two of you began to court a year after your arrival. Everything had been fantastic- your ache to return home dimming by the second- then Morgoth happened. Maedhros had been taken and hung upon Thangorodrim. He’d been rescued but lost his hand in the process and relinquished his throne. The two of you moved away as Maedhros tried to heal. Things got easier but were never the same. Still, you refused to leave. 

“Why do you stay with me? Wouldn’t it be easier to fall in love with someone, not me?” he asked one night as you were getting ready for bed. You walked over to him, only uttering one sentence that erased any doubt.

“But they wouldn’t be you, Mae.”

Times never got better, at least not with Maedhros. He clung to the oath he’d made, and it began to corrupt his mind. He committed horrendous acts just at the chance he might hold the precious jewels in his hand. You tried so hard to pull his attention away from the poisonous things, but he always came back to it. Everything revolved around them. Nothing you said or did had any effect on him. It soon reached a point that he was unpredictably violent. 

“Why do you not support me? Isn’t that your job as my wife? Quit constantly questioning me and stand by my side as you were intended!” his harsh tone and cold eyes were enough for you to know this wasn’t the Maedhros you fell in love with. This one was cruel and greedy, your Maedhros was kind and patient. So you did the only thing you could. You left and never looked back.

After leaving Maedhros you found yourself in a city, founded by King Finrod, where you searched day and night for a way home. It seemed hopeless, but your fury and heartache fueled you to do the impossible. And then the impossible became possible. There was a book, old and worn, the described a way to return home. It was a silly spell, but it was all you had. 

Weighing the options in your mind, the decision was made. For the past 40 years home had become here, but in a moment of clarity, you realized home was where you belong. And where you belonged wasn’t here, not anymore at least. Miraculously the spell had worked and you woke up in the same spot you remembered from Earth, Middle Earth and Maedhros seeming like a distant dream.

It had been three years since returning to Earth. In that time you managed to convince yourself that Middle Earth and all its patrons were just an incredibly vivid and detailed dream; magic and elves weren’t real.

Walking down the crowded and noisy streets of New York, you attempted to get to your destination, a quaint coffee shop a block away from your apartment. In the hustle and bustle of the city, you didn’t hear a distantly familiar voice calling your name. However, you did feel a strong grip latch onto your upper arm. Instinct taking over you whirl around and try to pull away from your attacker

“Let me go!” you shouted at them, continuing to struggle until you looked in their eyes. He was incredibly tall, with gorgeous red hair and a piercing crystal blue eyes. It was him, but it couldn’t. He wasn’t supposed to be here, or even real! Yet, here he was in the flesh; a real person and not a figment of your imagination.

“Maedhros.” your voice barely louder than a whisper. He shouldn’t have heard you, not with the amount of background noise. But the edge of his lips pulled into a mischevious smirk, one you’d seen a dozen times. He stepped to you as you moved towards him- like two magnets. He reached out, touching your face.

“I understand now how you felt when you first came to Middle Earth.” you laugh at his statement and he laughs with you, the twinkle that he lost so long ago finally returning, and nothing could warm your heart more.

“Well, let me start off by introducing you to coffee.” 

So because I’m INSANE I will be deleting, rewriting, and then reposting. Something I may be doing with a few other pieces🤺👩‍🎨

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Wild Strawberries

Moodboard by @linasofia 😍

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x f!OC Warnings: smut, pure smut, so help me Mahal Rating: E (18+)

Summary: Several years after Erebor is reclaimed, Thorin decides to celebrate his beloved wife's birthday... and is very enthusiastic about it. A/N: This story is a birthday gift for @legolasbadass from Linasofia and yours truly. Once again HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LB! 🎉🎁🎈

You can find this fic on AO3.

Khuzdul: Bunnelê - my treasure of treasures

Leaving the northmost spur of the Lonely Mountain behind him, Thorin entered the forest at its foot. The lush, dark emerald sea of pine trees surrounded him; each of them at least as tall as two grown Men—their rapid growth being the result of the magic the elves of the Woodland Realm bestowed upon this land in exchange for goods only Erebor could provide them with. It was a bright summer day and the sun speckled the undergrowth of the forest with gold, as if someone scattered countless coins across it. A small smile curved up Thorin’s lips at the recollection of that very profitable agreement with the Elves and the role his clever wife played in hammering it out a couple of years ago. Anila… Ah, his sweet Anila and her talent of finding useful information in ancient tomes and musty treaties. Then, her cunning negotiation tactics side-blinded the Sylvan negotiator, driving every single clause home. The precedent she found—dating five hundred years ago—was instrumental in cornering the Elves and making them agree to their conditions. There was nothing better than the taste of flawless victory… especially if followed by a private but intense celebration that took place in his marital bed. 

Imagine LotR characters reacting to you having had a long day ♡

・゚✧ Aragorn.

Aragorn is tireless when it comes to work, so sometimes he’ll forget the time himself. He’ll silently scolds himself then, because he wants to you to be able to relax once your work for the day is done. He would offer to make you a calming tea with herbs he’d search for you in the forest, so that you can unwind together in the evening.

・゚✧ Arwen.

Arwen would be the kind of person who keeps checking in during your work, be it physically or mentally demanding – or both! Either way, she wants to make sure you’re not overworking yourself. In the cases you do have a long day anyway, she will remind you that it is over now and that you should take it slower tomorrow. She’d offer you to cuddle and stroke your hair, and you’d calm down through her ethereal presence alone.

・゚✧ Boromir.

Boromir would be the type of person to visit you at your workplace and, should the day almost be over, distract you tenderly from what you were doing so that he could steal you away and would get to spend the evening together with you. Be it hugging you from behind when you’re sitting at your desk or laying his hand over yours, holding the tool – the man can hardly wait to you for himself again, and he is not ashamed to show it.

Imagine where your first kiss with LotR characters would be ♡

Thank you for all your positive responses to my first post! I hope you’ll enjoy this one as well, it was a lot of fun to write!

・゚✧ Aragorn.

Aragorn would make your first kiss absolutely romantic. He would take you to a moonlit spot he found in the forest, where you’d listen to a brook and the night birds as he holds your hand. Aragorn kisses you without expecting or demanding anything in return. He is content as long as he can be with you!

・゚✧ Arwen.

Arwen would playfully guide you to her favourite tower in Rivendell by your hand. She’d smile brightly over her shoulder as you ascend the artful staircase to be closer to the night sky. She’d stargaze with you there, maybe show you a book or two about the Elvish constellations that she keeps up there. You would kiss over such a book, or maybe against the white balustrade.

silly king

pairing: thorin oakenshield / half-elf!reader

word count: 1025

summary: silence is nigh but unobtainable with your joining of the company

req: Can I ask for 🎶 do doo do do 🎶 "FUCK!" with thorin oakenshield pls?

a/n: giving a MASSIVE hug to the darling and stupendous @nicole-lightfoot who beta’d this for me & helped me with writing the ending

The House of Eorl

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This full, clear shot of Eomer’s outfit from this scene!! AHHHHHHH!!! He looks extra princely here!!!

BLESS WHOEVER MADE, FOUND, AND/OR SHARED THIS SHOT.

@scyllas-revenge I don’t think you’ve seen this yet??

@sotwk I have not seen this yet!! Thank you for tagging me in all this lovely Eomer content 🥰🥰🥰

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@scyllas-revenge I need people to help carry the simping load with me or I might just explode. XD Thus tag, I must, and gladly!

That camera angle really works for him! Also, I’m a sucker for men who (somehow) obviously look ripped/fit even underneath loose fitting clothing. Meow!

Ooooh that’s a good observation. I’m gonna have to look at other pics of him to get a better idea of it. For science

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Taken (Eomer x femReader )

Love Confession feat. Eomer Eadig

Valentine 2023 Event by @sotwk

Summary: The lone shield-maiden in Eomer's Éored has been secretly in love with him for years, but has long accepted that that he can never share those feelings. At the feast of King Aragorn's coronation, she is surprised to learn that there may yet be hope.

Prompt: "It's like you never really see me. I'm standing right in front of you and you don't see me!"

Requested by and Dedicated to: @writefortherain-blog Thank you for making this request and giving me the opportunity to write for Eomer!

Word count: 2.4k

Content: Romance, angst, mutual pining, oblivious to love, jealousy, forbidden relationship, class division, shield-maiden, King Eomer, post-RotK

Rating: T (Teens and up)

Warnings: Some sensuality

To Read on AO3: Link

Taken 

Third Age 3019 May 1

Minas Tirith

PART ONE

Downing that fourth cup of wine had been a mistake. Or was it the fifth? Sixth? The ridiculous dress with its rib-crushing bodice and neckline positioned nowhere near your neck, had also been a mistake, even though the local clother had insisted to you that it was in the "proper" Gondorian fashion. The entire evening and its inconveniences had all been for a failed end. 

You finally jostled your way out of the packed feasting hall and stumbled outside to the courtyard, your compressed lungs and flushed skin rejoicing at their contact with the cool night air. One hand rose to massage your throbbing temple, and the other clawed irritatedly at the boning that caged in your unacceptably unfeminine frame. 

"Never again," you seethed under your breath, as you crossed the white-stone pavement to move even farther away from the chaos you escaped. 

It had been a painful decision to ride out to Minas Tirith with the rest of your Éored and attend the coronation of the returned King of Gondor. You despised grand affairs, knowing well enough the requirements rules of court would impose on you, unwieldy formal attire being just one of them. These were at least tolerable within Rohan, where you could find some comfort amongst familiar faces and settings. But as the lone female who rode in the company of the Third Marshal, you refused to be excluded from any undertaking by your Éored, however dangerous or unpleasant. Whether it broke your arm or shattered your heart.

How They Confess

For the anon who wanted to know how the characters would confess their feelings, and how they would react if the reader confessed first.

This includes Jack, Will, Lizzie, James, Beckett, and Barbossa.

Jack:

Jack isn’t one to make a grand show of things, and if he’s to confess, it’ll be in a moment of simplicity. You’ll be curled up together in his cabin, warm and drowsy, soft light shining out from the lanterns. He can only admit it to you when he’s completely relaxed—he can hardly admit it to himself sometimes, how much he loves you. But he says it softly in your ear, and you’re more pleased than surprised, already tangled together in the sheets. Your brain’s a bit fuzzy anyway, and the full weight of it wouldn’t hit you until the next morning. But by then he’s up and out on deck, and you’re left with the knowledge that he really does love you after all. 

If you’re the first to confess, Jack would be taken aback. He doesn’t expect you to love him, not really, so it comes as a bit of a shock to his system. It would take him some time to process, too, and he has to do some serious introspection before he can say it back. Love is a heavy thing in his eyes, and he’s not about to mess it up. 

Those Hands.

Fandom: The Hobbit

Pairings: Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Insecurity, comparison, angst, sexual references, mutual pining, idiots in love.

Comments/Notes: From the imagine, "Imagine that Thorin is in love with you (from the race of Men) but constantly compares his body and features with other men, thinking you find him disgusting." Requested by multiple readers and anons. (THANK YOU!)

I hope you like the fic. As always, like, reblog and comment if you enjoy. If you wish to be added to any of my tag lists, let me know.

WiP Wednesday and alarming bed shortages

Boromir x OC, bedsharing trope

- it’s still technically wednesday at my location

- @scyllas-revenge inspired me to post this WiP because of her awesome only-one-bed series

- I consider this a WiP because it’s part of a larger series I’m currently working on (likely this particular fragment won’t appear in the actual series but it kinda wrote itself so I decided to post it as a WiP)

- english is not my first language, sorry if grammar is wacky in places

CW: blood, injury, canon-typical violence, Legolas being a little shit

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Boromir could feel little save the sizzling rage pulsing through his veins, as he hacked at one of the last two remaining orcs, shearing the creature’s head. The other one charged at him with a spear, but Boromir managed to grasp the weapon just under the sharpened tip, deflect it and use it to pull the monster forward, effectively skewering it on his sword. At once the creature screeched and punched its shield right into the man’s face.

Lord Of The Rings Preferences: How They Kiss You

(A/N: wahey my LOTR rewatch is finished so here comes the content :P if there's a specific scenario you want or another character you'd like me to add, send it to my ask box and I'll see what I can do!

!!edited to add characters!!)

(Includes Sam, Pippin, Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir and Faramir x Gender neutral reader)

One Night.

Fandom: The Hobbit

Pairings: Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut, sexual references, angst, heartbreak, insecurity.

Comments/Notes: From the imagine, "You spend the night with Thorin, and then out of insecurity, you leave him." Requested by @lathalea. Timeframe of post-BOTFA requested by @sotwk

I hope you like the fic. As always, like, reblog and comment if you enjoy. If you wish to be added to any of my tag lists, let me know.

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One Lifetime With You (ep. 1)

a/n: okay so I’ve come up with a new fic concept: non-elf (mortal) Tolkien characters FALLING FOR SOMEONE WHO’S AN ELF! 😱🎉 idk where it came from, maybe because for me elves have always been more distinct than other races in Middle-earth AND also the immortal x mortal concept?!!? I REALLY do hope you like this, plsss let me know (i’m nervous! 😬) and consider reblogging to support my writing even more! 🥰🥰💗💗

+ I have more coming up, can you guess who?

EPISODE 1: BOROMIR

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Communication (Boromir x Reader)

author's note: after reading some really amazing boromir fics (yes, @sotwk i am looking at you especially 👀) i am now in my boromir of the fellowship era (also legolas, I know, i am like 10 years too late for my age group, but i've suddenly become very obsessed with orlando bloom) and wanted to contribute something! please bear with me, it's my first time writing for him & english isn't my first language 🩷

warnings: everybody lives AU, angsty in the beginning (insecure reader/boromir), idiots being in love & fluff (plus a tight friendship between faramir and reader & established faramir/éowyn <3) - let me know if i missed something!

word count: 2.2k

edit is mine, all pics are from pinterest :)

“You should join us again. My brother has been looking for you all evening.”

You turned around to Faramir and sighed. “I know you only want to make me feel better, but I saw him dancing with a fair lady earlier, probably one of noble blood.” You swallowed hard. “And the way he was looking at her, I just-” You shook your head while focusing on cleaning whatever surface seemed dirty, leaving your friend to imagine the rest of your sentence.

It wasn’t necessarily a secret that you had been harboring feelings for the Lord of Gondor and yet, he seemed blind to whatever affection you were trying to show him.

Community Label: Mature

Engagement Gift: Thorin x f!reader

Content & Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content, oral sex (female receiving), unprotected PiV (it’s fantasy, wrap it up), creampie

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, 18+

Word Count: 822

After proposing marriage, Thorin shows his bride-to-be exactly what he can offer.

A continuation of THIS fic. (Read it first!) second helpings requested by @firelightinferno & @louk419

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

Sunshine In The Rain

Erestor x human!reader

Request: Hey my favourite tumblr writer! If it’s not too much trouble, may I please request either a fic or headcanons with Erestor x human reader who is a scholar who Elrond envites to study in Imladris and they have a bit of a grump/sunshine troupe were reader is all sunshine while Erestor is... Erestor. Perhaps just life between the two of them in the libraries, also can be completely platonic! Like begrudgingly best friends but denies it even though everyone knows they’d die for each other. Thanks! - Anon

A/N: I decided to take a platonic approach for this fic 😊.

Warning: fluff, humour, annoying Erestor

Word: 1.6k

Synopsis: A day unlike any other never went without annoying your favourite grumpy librarian and telling him how much he meant to you.

“Do you deny it?”

“Would be so kind as to pass me those manuscripts to your right, the ones on Quenya linguistics, please.”

“Erestor, do you deny it?”

Exhaling, he kept his head afront, focused on arranging the manuscripts in chronological order and not messing up. He had heard your question loud and clear, but choosing to focus on his work before him, he continued adjusting the old scrolls and books to make room for the ancient artifacts. They were brought from Lindon and arrived two days ago, since then, Erestor had spent day and night with his nose buried deep within the pages, marvelling at the hidden beauty of the language of the great Eldar of the West. The complexity of such simple words was as beautiful as the dawn to him— the thoughts of a true admirer of the ancient languages.