Reblogged lunawitchh
do you ever do something and you practically hear the
Reblogged dumbass-bisexual
worst self care task is 100% brushing teeth why is every other bone self cleaning i hate you
Reblogged warrior-of-the-runes
Top tier humor that makes me cry laughing
- “Shawty Wanna Fuck”, but all ass-related words are replaced with a fart sound effect with WAY TOO MUCH REVERB
- “Boss Ass Bitch” censored. That’s it, there’s so many beeps it sounds like Morse code.
- The Glockumentary song except it’s censored and every time the rapper swears it gets faster and higher pitched
- “Hey Ya” by Outkast but every time they say ‘uh’ or ‘alright’ it gets faster (and by the time he goes ‘alright alright alright alright’ a bunch of times it INSTANTLY GOES THERMONUCLEAR SPEED)
- Getting high and watching the music video for Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” at the hugest rate of speed possible (which was suggested to me by, of all people, @mysillycomics and WILL make you nearly puke laughing)
Will continue to add to this list, and will gladly take new applications as well
Added links so you too can now shit yrself laughing
sorry i have a whole folder of shit like this
VERY good addition
Reblogged fleshdyke
Reblogged jevilcore
fighting game attack charging animation
Reblogged threefeline
I really like when older folks make funny videos. There’s no age cutoff for having a sense of humor or being silly.
Reblogged capriciousarsonist
TRISHA DO YOUR JOB NOW
GUESS WHAT TRISHA JUST DID
I DON'T KNOW YOU TELL ME
ITS A GIRL
Reblogged okiedokoro
Reblogged dumbass-bisexual
lgbtq+ supporting parents who are also oblivious are the funniest types of allies because it’s awesome to have parents that love and accept u for who u really are and stuff tho it also means that whenever anything remotely gay happens in a show or when i see anything in a store with a rainbow pattern on it my mom chooses to show it to me exactly like this
Reblogged dumbass-bisexual
doing my best to beat the sleepyhead allegationzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Reblogged capriciousarsonist
[video by hopespringseterna42, duet with itsmeliamforde. no caption]
Reblogged sensitive-hedgehog
idk what your all talking about tiktok rules
Reblogged onetiredwitch
Reblogged warrior-of-the-runes
Anonymous asked:
Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.
he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful
Reblogged vulturevanity
Crazy, it’s like some dumb fucking asshole repealed a whole bunch of consumer safety laws and statutes, and then SUDDENLY companies started NOT DOING THOSE THINGS because they weren’t forced to, and shit became UN-FUCKING-SAFE.
Pictured: Said asshole and the safety regulations he got rid of.
Reblogged germanpillow
We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology
grossly underestimated
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK