(x) start small, grow tall… or stay small, that’s okay too

oh my god

haha i love undertale! yeah we got uhh

nonbinary representation

weed

the mom i wish i had

God Himself

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

100% lesbian

unexpected lesbian

fuckhands mcmike

the gays

yeah

and childhood trauma

i dunno what was i thinking X’D pff!! hahaha!

good night :)

Thank you clam man

forever reblog

thanks I needed this

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

Ways people draw elf ears:

oh You Know

world of warcraft impossible ears

OH YOU KNOW

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

Op is a coward and a knave and so is everyone in this post

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You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

friends buying snacks

Wreck it Ralph 2! in theaters Thanksgiving!

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

“oh my god they were roommates”

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]

why did this need to be captioned

so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait

also not to get serious but people caption videos so that blind people using screen readers know what tf the comments are reacting to

Sadly this is true, while gays are (slowly) being accepted by society, atheists are still demonized and shunned.

someone replace “atheist” with “minecraft youtuber”

@nucleic-asshole

Thank you

Why does this looks like it was drawn in Butch Hartman’s style though

..this level of shitposting is what I’m here for…

ONE IN A MILLION FLIPS

Oh my God XD

So real

the other 999k:

https://twitter.com/Trudermark/status/968196510197407749

When you’re trying to save money but you hear them say it’s on sale

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