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This is made exclusively to punish Alexander Hamilton for getting this song stuck in my head.

SONGS/SOURCES USED

“We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Encanto

“Shape Of You” by Ed Sheeran

“Wait (The Whisper Song)” by Ying Yang Twins

“Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson ft. [REDACTED] Mars

“Low” by Flo Rida [in the style of “We Don’t Talk About Apple Bottom Jeans” by Sawtooth Memes]

“Rat’s Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985

“MAD RAT, ALIVE?” by Camelia

“Fear and Delight” by The Correspondents

“She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5

“Hey Soul Sister" by Train

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Stream Deadlock by Go! Child

jonathan sims my favourite boyfailure <<<33333 i think he would do this

In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

The first time we drove past the “don’t drive like a cock” sign, my mum looked at it was immediately SO confused - after all she’s a good semi-conservative Christian woman. My brother and I knew it right away but for the next half hour she guessed literally EVERY other word for cock (don’t drive like a rooster, chicken, hen, chick, bird, fowl, poultry) trying her goddamned hardest to make the sign make sense until my - at the time - eleven year old brother got fed up and yelled COCK at the top of his lungs from the back seat.

My mum was FURIOUS - we weren’t even allowed to say “heck” - until she realised he’d just been telling her what the sign was, and for the rest of the three hour trip our good semi-conservative Christian mother proceeded to amuse herself by muttering “cock” under her breath and giggling like a teenager every time she did.

We still bring it up every now and then. So that particular advertising campaign has been making my family laugh for over a decade.

This one was always my favourite, though:

Reblogging to make sure this excellent story is seen

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

"but if you're pro-union, why are you anti-cop-union?" because cops are not laborers. what cops do is not labor. they are enforcers of the laws that oppress laborers and exist solely to protect capital. don't bother me with stupid questions.

happy moon landing day. if I hear someone say ‘lol everyone remembers neil armstrong and buzz aldrin because they walked on the moon but what about the other guy no one remembers him 🤣’ ONE MORE TIME i’m going to start flipping tables. give it up for MICHAEL COLLINS my man MICHAEL COLLINS the third and final crew member of Apollo 11, PILOT OF THE COMMAND MODULE (!) and FUCK richard nixon for not sending him a presidential letter like he did for the other two. he orbited the dark side of the moon for like 24 hours ALONE waiting for the moonwalk to finish and afterwards he carved ‘the best ship to come down the line’ on the inside of apollo 11 <333

i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

nico doing autism catboy things

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

HAH! When I was working on character/prop design on Arthur, the script just said that Buster showed up in his pajamas. But since it struck me that Arthur’s pajama design included bunny slippers… and his best friend was a bunny, it seemed fitting to include Aardvark slippers on Buster’s pajama design.

Apparently the storyboard artist was amused and he featured the slippers in a closeup! I was so proud!

My parents were at a conference several years ago where Neil Armstrong was the keynote speaker. During Q&A, one of the questions was how long he spent thinking about the "one small step" line.

He said the estimated odds of them actually making it to the moon were so low, none of them had given any thought to it at all. NASA had put 10 years' worth of effort from the smartest minds they could recruit into figuring out how to get someone to the moon, and still they thought it likely enough that they'd missed something, that they honestly didn't even think about the possibility that someone on this ship was going to be saying humanity's first words from a different planet.

From our perspective, the odds of them reaching the moon are 100% -- it feels inevitable to us. But it really was a hell of an accomplishment, given what they had to work with

HOW?

Apparently someone left a lighter in their pocket and all of That is from the gas released when the lighter ruptured

So there's slightly more to it than that, that dryer is a natural gas dryer rather than a purely electric one. So when the lighter went off (the initial small explosion) it damaged the sealed drum enough to get to the gas lines in the heating element of the dryer which then allowed the natural gas and oxygen to mix, hit the fire from the lighter, and result in the second MUCH LARGER blast.

This is one of the many reasons why you always check your pockets, and also why I've never owned a natural gas dryer, even though they're way more energy efficient than an electric one.

Also the choice of music is... Something

HOT STRIKE SUMMER CONTINUES

bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

discourse 100% speedrun

Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. 

Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. 

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

I saw Goody OP writing darkfic with the devil.

guy wearing a shirt that says "on thursdays I become the foul beast": hey does anyone remember what day it is today?

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