"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
i got permasuspended on twitter because i said every living united states president should be walked in front of a firing squad so i came onto tumblr to say every living united states president should be walked in front of a firing squad without anyone being stupid about it
time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
IT WORKS!!!!
MP3 PALYER
- less than a month after 9/11, the algebra teacher asked the only muslim kid in school if he “believed in the terrorists”
- sociology teacher told us being gay was a sin and torture was justified even if it didn’t work
- i got docked a letter grade in horticulture for not saying the pledge of allegiance
- abstinence-only sex ed, randroid econ curriculum, blah blah blah background noise rightwing indoctrination that didn’t even rate as notable back then
public school btw
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If high school “wasn’t political” for you, either while you were in it or in a “in hindsight that was kind of fucked up” capacity, then you were either
1.) Too distracted trying to survive the hell of a grossly abusive and dysfunctional family you were trapped under as a minor to notice or frankly care about the politics of your teachers or curriculum.
2.) In a place of privilege that to this day as a 30+ year old adult you still think “being into politics” is a just hobby with no greater wider societal stakes than that of wood carving on a leisurely Saturday afternoon.
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
“There is immense power when a group of people with similar interests gets together to work toward the same goals.”
~ Idowu Koyenikan
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Me and the boys sneaking into the blue cheese storage warehouse.
Just putting this out there to let people know to watch what they post because you can be found and if you think that the government can't do this ...
Well, you better think again!!
Reminder that in 2017 4chan played capture the flag with Shia LaBeouf. Without any kind of a retail store to use for landmarks they got a rough estimate of the flags location from a livestream. They used the position of the sun to narrow it down to a specific time zone, they tracked the flight paths of planes seen flying overhead to further narrow it down. Then someone in the area drove around honking his horn while viewers on the livestream told him if he was getting closer until he found and stole the flag.
I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic
cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
boyonetta
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
wonder-meathead
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
just fucking read it
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
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Some of my favorite moments in the series
From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.
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THIS IS FROM SCOOBY DOO! THIS IS NOT FUCKING SCARY. LITERALLY THE NEXT SHOT IS A GREAT DANE FARTING AND SETTING A MAN IN A COSTUME ON FIRE.