return to homie-ostasis

wanna see something that drives me up the walls insane

the creation…………..of adam………………………..

[id: A trans man lifting his shirt above his head, displaying his chest. His chest is tattooed with the hands of God and Adam from the Michaelangelo painting “The Creation of Adam”, which reach out to each other but don’t quite touch. The tattoo covers the faint scar from the man’s top surgery. end id.]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

she's shy

rules: share a few lines or a snippet that sums up the main relationship(s) in your wip

tagged by @chiptrillino, i don’t have many wips going on atm and they’re moving at a glacial pace but here are some snippets!! tagging @petricorah, @kyoshialone and @marriedzukka if you want to partecipate!

(this last one courtesy of @ofherlionheart, go stream like the sun inside of you immediately!! and lion if you see this i swear i am going to leave you a comment soon but in the meantime accept this humble offering and propaganda. also tagging you in the game if u feel like it 😌)

Came back wrong this, came back monstrous that

What if they came back loving? What if they came back in love. What if the necromancy worked and you cheated death and it's everything you've ever wanted, but now they love you in a way they never did before and you cannot know if that is because they finally know the lengths you are willing to go for them, or because something in this deathless magic bound their soul to yours to guide them home and it left them no. choice.

@gloomybirdie ‘s art for @ash-and-starlight​ ‘s pirate AU inspired me real good

 so i contribute this little guy 

@ash-and-starlight just a little pirate zuko tidbit.... focusing on zukka and the zuko/hakoda regretful son/confused father dynamic

Click for better quality and I am SO sorry if my handwriting is shit

@ash-and-starlight 's pirate zuko au got me thinking of shitty jokes like this at 3am lmao

When u thought ur crush was dead but you meet her again on the opposite side of the battlefield (and also she’s a cool pirate now)

Pirate zuko au part 2 bc the brainrot is strong

angy pirate zuko & crew have been on the mind lately

What happens, when one tiny event in history is different? Who all does it affect? How far do the ripples reach? Who is saved? Who is lost? Where do we all end up at the end of the day?

Everything changes.

Zuko has been a pirate for 3 years, evading the Fire Nation at every corner, making more enemies than friends. He’s found himself in the South Pole, and he’s tired. And then, a mystical light touches the sky, and a new hope enters Zuko and the world.

I wrote a thing! Its the first chapter of a fic following a universe just slightly to the left of the one we know and love. Ch1 explores zuko on his pirate ship—the Sea Dragon’s Majesty.

pirate!zuko credit to @ash-and-starlight, it has given me sooo much brainrot <3

@worstoftimesbestofcrimes would you sit on my log with me?

yes i would sit on your log and watch you play the toad version of botw :)