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Because I'm BatMan

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The title explains it all. 20 year old male. Big fan of The Bat and The Cat, Star Wars, Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, Indiana Jones and Ghost Busters, face it I'm a giant nerd.
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What if Bruce Wayne is actually in Arkham the whole time and Batman is just a delusion he has. All of his ‘villains’ are the orderlies and doctors who work there.

“Poison Ivy” is the nurse who sedates him when he gets out of control

“Two-Face” is an abusive orderly who acts nice when the doctors are around and then beats up the patients when their backs are turned

“Riddler” is a therapist who asks him questions that he has a hard time answering

“Mad Hatter” is a hypnotherapist who Bruce is convinced is trying to brainwash him

and of course his arch-nemesis.. “Dr. Joe Car” and his assistant “Dr. Harleen Quinzel” see Bruce as their top patient, both desperately trying to bring the man back to sanity, and Batman will fight with all he has to protect gotham from “Joker” and “Harley Quinn”

Wow.

Tumblr. You’ve done it again.

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fagen

Gimme THIS movie

And who’s Catwoman in this awesome AU scenario?

Maybe Selina’s another patient? They are very similar. 

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S U P E R H E R O E S; Batman Family

The Batman Family operates like a network of similarly-minded superheroes who operate in and around Gotham, with Batman as its head. The group usually are seen interacting with one another and assisting in each other’s cases in their respective series. Although some members occasionally resent Batman’s intrusion into their lives, all respect him as a legend within the superhero community and rarely challenge him. Most of the members also have a strong rapport with the Dark Knight due to their long and close relationships with him over the years, and consider him a close friend as well as ally. 

insp & info: x, x, xx, x

They forgot Selina she’s part of the bat-family too.

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The cutest things about each sign

Aries: their hair. wow it's sculpted by the gods
Taurus: goal aesthetic
Gemini: how they can make literally anyone laugh and their cute lil laugh is contagious
Cancer: their smile even though they get emotional sometimes
Leo: basically everything
Virgo: such an amazing sense of style
Libra: actually so confident in themselves and it's cute to see them flaunt it
Scorpio: their lil smirk when they're proving a point
Sagittarius: their voice. like it's so calming??
Capricorn: how their eyebrows furrow when they concentrate
Aquarius: sarcasm and sense of humor you're so clever and cute
Pisces: so passionate and draw so well wow
I'm a leo and I say thank you!
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The signs as shiny things

Aries: bright lights used for filming

Taurus: a badass metal shield

Gemini: colorful Christmas lights

Cancer: tears

Leo: glitter

Virgo: the stars

Libra: diamonds

Scorpio: brass knuckles

Sagittarius: fireworks

Capricorn: glow sticks

Aquarius: a golden grill (like a rapper has ofc)

Pisces: Edward Cullen’s skin

Sorry although I’m a Leo, I don’t do glitter.

same, mine should be a badass metal sheild

How about a lightsaber?

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The signs as shiny things

Aries: bright lights used for filming

Taurus: a badass metal shield

Gemini: colorful Christmas lights

Cancer: tears

Leo: glitter

Virgo: the stars

Libra: diamonds

Scorpio: brass knuckles

Sagittarius: fireworks

Capricorn: glow sticks

Aquarius: a golden grill (like a rapper has ofc)

Pisces: Edward Cullen’s skin

Sorry although I’m a Leo, I don’t do glitter.

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What the signs need to hear today.

Aries: you actually can do this, you're damn near finished.
Taurus: you're a spectacular person, stop challenging your worth.
Gemini: Your smile is intoxicating.
Cancer: tell them, right now. They need to know, please don't hold back anymore.
Leo: you will be free of these shackles soon, just keep fighting.
Virgo: let yourself be happy. You've achieved so much. Don't downplay it.
Libra: tell yourself that you're beautiful, you are.
Scorpio: take a walk to somewhere and just relax your thoughts. They're contaminating you.
Sagittarius: let them go, right now. Just set them free, set yourself free.
Capricorn: Release your inhibitions and take a chance my dear.
Aquarius: Tell someone that you love them, and ask someone why they love you. You'd be surprised at what they say.
Pisces: close your eyes, breathe. The pain will pass soon.
As a leo I constantly wait for this, I thought I felt it last week but now, not so sure.
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75 years of Catwoman 🐈 “I’m a thief and stealing is what I do. Not so much for the prize or the possession or the profit… But for the art of doing it… Because I can… And because I’m good.” #catwoman #75years #batman #thief #movies #videogames #animation #gotham #tv

Pretty much sums it up. Simple concept that DC tries so hard to complicate

That is true.

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An orphan who learned to survive on the mean streets of Gotham, Selina Kyle turned to thievery to survive. Determined to do it with style, she learned martial arts and trained in gymnastics to perfect her skills. Her criminal activities are tempered by a reluctant altruism, making her an inconstant villain and occasional hero. She maintains a complicated, adversarial relationship with Batman that frequently turns flirtatious and occasionally romantic. Little is known about her movements since the closure of Arkham City, but a string of high-profile burglaries suggests she is still at large in Gotham. 

When they mentioned Arkham City and that she might still be in Gotham, I at first thought they where saying Selina will be in Arkham Knight, and I got real excited, but then I realized that wasn't the case. This is still good though, very life like, can I have this cat? I still want Selina in Arkham Knight though, Bruce needs her now than ever before.