Unbetitelt

mr darcy lived in derbyshire so he sounds like. lizzeh. ah lov yew moost ahhdentleh

wait the places in pride and prejudice are real?

england is indeed real

Crying

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

@thenapturalone

I wanna buy clown noses in bulk and start sticking them on every person I see whose mask is pulled too low

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

Genius

This is GENIUS!

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

HOLY SHIT ????????

Literally a bunch of illiterate gay men in wigs do this on a weekly basis on Drag Race in seventeen minutes and a budget of five dollars.

snatched.

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Let’s also not leave out the insanely talented Broadway designers who make this happen on stage every night!

Y’all are aware you can appreciate more than one thing, right? You can recognize that the on-set wardrobe designers, drag queens, and Broadway wardrobe designers all have amazing skills? Without throwing anyone under the bus?

Fucking hell y’all

^^^

Someone: You can appreciate more that one person per field Tumblr: GASP!!!

im sorry but the fact that no one questioned or challenged “illiterate gay men in wigs” killed me

Sea salt, garlic, rosemary and black pepper banish evil. They also season chicken.

This is why chicken soup is one of the most powerful potions you can make.

Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.

Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.

Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!

My poor fiance wants very much to like cats but he has, in his words “meaty hands” and an awareness of his large size. He’s VERY convinced that cats can be easily broken and therefore is scared to hold them. 

We’ve been exploring possible adoption routes for weeks and he has held one (1) cat the whole time and only because I plopped it in his lap while he was sitting. 

It’s not his fault, his whole family was allergic to cats and he never interacted with them while he was growing up. He’s equally scared of babies (who are, in his defense, actually much more breakable than cats). He’s even expressed fear of interacting with petite women/girls. His sister is 18 y/o, 4′10 and very slim and he does not like hugging her tightly because he’s just convinced he will snap all her bones.

Absolutely.

“My cat’s favorite game is tug of war. He wants to be pulled slowly around the apartment for 15-30 min at a time and cries if you drop your end of the toy.” 

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Actually Yes! In the state of Kentucky, the state government sent down health officials to talk with the elders and explained what’s going on. The elders decided to disband their weekly church meetings (they are going to have church within their families instead) and social distance. They shut down their businesses and are tending to their families and their crop. A couple of good family friends are Amish and they are taking really good care of themselves and their neighbors (baking food and giving it to them). My Mamaw (my dads mom) is immunodeficient so she can’t go out to the shops and they are keeping her in food and necessities. They are also sewing masks for local hospitals, nursing homes, immunodeficient people, and their families.

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

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Fuck, Diogenes was reincarnated.

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

I found the funniest reply to this

i don't need any more friend because i have one very big friend, here he is

(photo by fistfullofcookies)

Why do parents always assume their kid is lazy when they get bad grades? Like maybe help your kids by talking to them, not punishing them. This is how I failed math and didn’t even know I had number dyslexia for years.

When my sister was in high school she struggled a LOT with math. Like I know a lot of people find it really difficult (myself included), but I mean she was really really bad at it. She has always been a very smart, creative and sensitive person, but math made no sense to her, to the point where passing seemed impossible.

I will always remember that twice a week, around the kitchen table, my sister would sit down with my dad for hours, and they would try to work out her math homework. I should mention that my dad is an artist, and art teacher. Truth be told I think he struggled with math just as much if not more then she did. But twice a week you could hear them downstairs, going back and forth, trying to figure it out together. Some nights would be smooth and easy, some nights I could hear them arguing from one floor up about factors or equations, not in anger but in mutual frustration.

I remember the day that she passed. My sister couldn’t wait until my dad’s school day ended, so she called him at work. She gleefully announced to him “I got a D-!”. We could hear him through the phone as he exclaimed “She got a D!” excitedly to his class. Still through the phone we heard his students clapping, laughing and whooping in congratulations. Seldom has a grade in our household been so celebrated.

Just thought a shitty picture like this should be accompanied by a story about a person’s parents who actually gave a shit about helping their kid instead of mocking and punishing them.

Read the story

The fact that her dad told his students….AND THE STUDENTS CLAPPED…..