lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire
*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled
This rabbit is named 𝗛𝗣 𝗟𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝘁 𝗣𝗿𝗼 𝗠𝗙𝗣 𝗠𝟰𝟮𝟴𝗳𝗱𝘄, due to suffering from chronic destroys-paper-for-fun disease
Fermenting in a butch honoring way
I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST
new thing i learned just now: in like 400 AD there was a monk named simeon stylites who used to live in a one room cell with a window but too many people kept bugging him for religious advice, so he climbed to the top of a pillar and shackled himself to it until he died 37 years later.
this became a cool new trend to the point where there were enough pillar monks of varying viewpoints that they would scream at each other all day
we the penis. fuck can i start again your honour
i dont even know wgat this is a reference to but it makes me laugh so hard this post deserves a billion notes
posts that flopped and got 12 notes. to me.
FUCK OFF!!! 100 TRILLION NOTES FOR WE THE PENIS!!!
oh i googled it its the US Constitution i thought it was something a jury said before stating their diagnosis thats why i said your honour
fuck. verdict. not diagnosis. i shouldnt be allowed a keyboard
Anonymous asked:
what's your body weight?
I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context
Peak comedy right here
i wish i was abigfoot scientist making bigfoot bucks being interviewed on netflix documentaries about disappearances in americas national parks (bigfoots done it)
Bigfoot is actually Cain from the bible, that’s why everyone wants to fuck him.
BELIEF INCORPORATED
Cat spit that out it’s Mormon
