hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.
many helpful reports from our teams in the field
im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray
not sure if this reads too bitter or at all but the older I get the harder it is to define myself in a language/culture that had (and have) a big role in destroying the ones I come from
nate and stewy are so pathetic when it comes to the roy sibs and then you have gerri
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
i guess tumblr thought my name was too long and shortened it in this reblog notification i’m cryinf
pl…eep
this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
im on 4 tabs of acid and i saw this while i was peaking and it had me sitting in silence for like 5 minutes due to the sheer dread that i felt upon meeting that things eyes. like i was shellshocked for about half an hour
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
70 year old man leaving a youtube comment on a Shakira music video: Love seeing that vargonna shake. My brother died in Saigon
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say