hey!

i'm having a super rough time finding a job (i've been unemployed since april) and could use any sort of help to make sure i can pay my bills and especially my rent. i've been looking all over for jobs and just have had no luck -- though i'm still looking constantly.

it'd be huge if you could check out my commission website as well as share this around! there is a link in my contact info for my p*yp*l email if anyone is willing to even donate and doesn't want a commission.

please check out my commission website here!

even if you can't commission or donate anything, it'd mean a lot to me if you could spread this. you can reach out to me here on tumblr or the websites mentioned in the link if you want a commission. thank you!

EVERY DAY I AM PUT ON THIS EARTH TO WEEP AND DIE

your name is FLUTTE RSHYYE and you. um. you ummm. uhhh.

your name is AJ and you have a lot of work to get to

real

confidants.

a piggy of the techno variety

Spring is here!

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

When not only you’re done with the paper, but the paper is done with you.

In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

crazy they haven't come out with a diet version yet

your name is RARITY JEWELL and you, my darling, are looking fabulous

Moray eel concept

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

My silly fakémons Pickerpie & Snagpie! I had sm fun trying to recreate fake gifs inspired by the anime recently, I can't wait to do more :3

I made something sad. :)

Not mine

gup or da gourp fo today....

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