I will never forget when my best friend told me “dont apply to Kroger because they’ll hire you”

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

What I love most is that we can all agree this shit timeline broke off in 2012

world ended in 2012 and this is a fever dream all our consciousness share

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

BAYONETTA (2009)

i will neber forgive you all because a couple months ago i posted a picture of my bong coaster that is sonic the hemphog smoking weed and it got zero notes

when i am gone. Then you will realize.

chronic

i meant chronic the hemphog

HARMONY HALL

what if a lactating person was locked in a room with a clown indefinitely? should they just let the clown starve?????

oh what and so the lactator has to die instead? for a CLOWN?

what if you were locked in a room indefinitely with a lactating clown? would you just let yourself starve?

what if you were locked in hell forever

requested by dangergays

maybe if i had 50 posters and mood lighting in my room i wouldnt be mentally ill

Lower y’all prices, damn

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

like y’all comment graphic ddlg shit and rp shit on peoples posts and expect people NOT to clown y’all like...keep that shit to yourself

like if i make a post like “man i love apple pie” and u reply to it like “thats what daddy calls my pussy!😋” i’m gonna hunt u for sport

honestly this but i do think they need to be bullied

after careful consideration you’re absolutely correct

I simply do not vibe with my father

Consider this:

meanwhile, Mario:

- @jistring

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

@bunjywunjy

Tag your cat

Ok Boomer