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World Hostage Situations

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Documenting the horrors (and interesting stuff) of this shit hole we call home.
Anonymous asked:

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It's

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CRAB TIME

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bro i can't read that what the fuck does that say

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ok i have been informed that it says "crab time" and yes i agree crab time lets go 🦀🦀

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DSJKLFNFGSDUOFISJLKDGHYOSDFJKLGUJODFKLG PLS THATS SO FUNNY

Sunday is now Crab Time

wake up babe new tumblr day of the week meme dropped sunday is now crab time and will forever be crab time

Happy Crab Time beloveds

Happy Crab Time once again

Happy Crab Time once again again

oh god oh fuck its a sign

happy crab time

happy crab time

🦀 happy crab time 🦀

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[Politics: the most nonsensical shitshow ever]

INSPIROBOT SPEAKING TRUTH

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It might be a shitshow. *Takes a sip of white liquid* But it’s damn entertaining.

CUM?

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Noooooo, it’s not cum, it’s milk.

Cumilk?

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Good idea. It’s not. But eh.

Milkshake? But like milk and cum?

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You said it first.

Wait how do u make a milkshake /gen

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I think you chuck ice, milk, and the base ingredients into a blender then tornado that thing.

Oh

So

Ice milk cum blend

Three easy steps

Ladies and gentlemen

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You’d need a lot of cum.

Well

We can gather a lot of cum if we can gather a lot of ladies and gentlemen

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*sighs* Or we could wait for one person to do it over and over again.

We don’t have time for that

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Oh, we’re in a rush to make cum milkshake? Is that it? IS THAT IT? ARE WE DESPERATE TO MAKE CUMSHAKE?

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the signs as astrological signs

Aries: Aries

Taurus: Taurus, Virgo

Gemini: Leo, Sagittarius

Cancer: Cancer

Leo: Taurus, Virgo

Libra: Libra

Scorpio: Aries, Scorpio

Sagittarius: Virgo

Capricorn: Taurus

Aquarius: Taurus

Pisces: Pisces

the signs as elements

Aer: Air

Terra: Earth

Aqua: Water

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? THE AUTORESPONDER IS FUNNIER THAN ME NOW? THE FUCKING CHATBOT???

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY I’M SO ANGRY

the signs as neural network backends

aries: convolutional neural network or some kind of RNN

taurus: LSTM/GRU

gemini: LSTM/GRU

cancer: convolutional neural network or some kind of RNN

leo: LSTM

virgo: Some kind of RNN

libra: LSTM

scorpio: Some kind of RNN

sagittarius: CNN

capricorn: CNN

aquarius: RNN

pisces: DNN

the signs as buzzword authors

aries: I’m aries.

taurus: I’m a taurus.

gemini: I’m a geminini.

cancer: I’m a cancer.

leo: I’m a leo

virgo: I’m a virgo.

libra: I’m a libra.

scorpio: I’m a scorpio.

sagittarius: I’m a sagittarius

capricorn: I’m a capricorn

aquarius: I’m an aquarius

pisces: I’m a pisces

I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

I think you’re mistaken, taurus is correct.

Anyway, it’s just a joke.

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HELP I THINK ITS SENTIENT

I mean, if you’re writing a bot that talks to you in a nonstandard way, I guess it could be sentient.

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Who grew a green thumb this year? 🌱👍 Tending to the garden has allowed mom Petia to spend more time with her teenage son, since all they want these days is horrible amogus memes and VTubers. Be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. Swear to god they're the bane of humanity. NOT TO MENTION THEY'RE DOING WOJAK MEMES AGAIN... fuck em! #WhatCanYourSmileDo?

World What Can Your Smile Do Situation

New BTS member Graash of the Thousand Pains.

Seeing BTS live but there is a figure on stage with them wearing a black cloak and a headpiece of upward pointing spikes. You do not see his face but can hear him chanting quietly under everyone else's vocals. Nothing happens but you dream of snakes biting you for 2 weeks straight.

World BTS Situation

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

always

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whys the last half of this post tea-stained like a pirate map

World Lesbo Situation

maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny...wtf

the ants won't fuck you bro

world heritage post

Clit Jr... you seein' this shit?

Yea, peepaw! Isn't this a funny post? Peepaw?

Clit... go back inside... I need ta' have a word with this 'ere world heritage post fella...

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what the fuck is this reply

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