Glow

every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

Read this post again.

Look at the institutions that have had widespread child sexual abuse and massive coverups. Look at the ideological profile of the people who want to ban books.

They’re trying to protect themselves, their religious leaders, and friends, not the kids.

ah yes my girlfriend vivisection and my boyfriend cannibalism

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

Transgender 👍🏻

“You’re being so good for us,” while sandwiched in between two hot men would cure me.

Je rêve de toi

I dream of you

you should really be careful who you hang around. some girls will really try to take advantage of you. make you do whatever they want. stop getting hard

maybe its just the Service Top in me but i really adore the little ways you can be affectionate with your Bottom like. hear me out.

- nuzzling and kissing against their throat as you’re buried deep inside

- carefully holding their head/neck up for them when it dips off the bed

- cooing little praises into their ear when you start going harder with them

- just in general rewarding them for being so good and sweet for you 

- pulling them into a shower afterwards and washing them yourself

- kissing their arms and tummy and thighs as you dress them up

- tucking them close and running your hand over the parts you were rough with

- making them breakfast the next morning because they’re too sleepy

- checking in with them often, “is this okay, angel?” and “does it feel good?”

- making them feel GOOD about themselves, reminding them how cute they are all dressed up or down beneath you, telling them how pretty their sounds are

- just! loving your bottom at every opportunity!!

drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that

not all kinks are sublimated anxieties, but the readiness with which we turn our sublimated anxieties into sexual fantasies is one of the most endearing things about our species to me. like our brains are like, “hmm. don’t like this. i should jerk off about it.”

“oh no what if I get in trouble” becomes “oh no~ what if I get in trouble~”

discords new username update is literally just “what if we got rid of privacy & safety & the fun of name changes! cuz numbers are so hard :(” and it is making me physically violent

good advice.

honestly, i wish when i was a kid adults had said to me "lying is a thing most people do quite a bit of in social situations, its going to be useful to know how and when to do it, because if you dont you will often seem rude and offputting" instead of just "its bad to lie dont lie" because. guess who often seems rude and offputting.

i think people who are obsessed with the grotesque are in love with life more than people who don't like to look at it and people who hate obscenity

Read this post again.

Look at the institutions that have had widespread child sexual abuse and massive coverups. Look at the ideological profile of the people who want to ban books.

They’re trying to protect themselves, their religious leaders, and friends, not the kids.