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@woowper

Wooper Woop! No arms, no problem I can still ice punch you; I'm taken

Oh by the way

I don't know why I hadn't posted this months ago but if you reply to a post I make or repost or send me an ask or Private Message me I'm not going to see it and will most likely reply late because for some reason my Tumblr notifications have just been broken and I only will get my notifications when I open the app so yeah, fuck Tumblr notifications. And yes they are all on so this isn't my falut, the app is just doing this to me
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My cup containing the two leatherleaf slugs I found back in June is suddenly filled with baby glublings!

Here is a quick illustration of the mother (?) leatherleaf surveying a smattering of tiny beans.

My parents and my former boss say that when they were kids, summer vacation started with Memorial Day (late May) and lasted until Labor Day (early September). When I was in school, classes got out in early June and we had to go back to school in mid August. Now my older sister is a teacher and her kids go to the school she works at, and classes get out in mid-June and restart in early August. Summer is getting shorter and shorter with each generation. By the time my niece and nephew grow up, their kids will have to go to school the whole year round, like it's a fucking job. What better way to prepare kids for the soulcrushing experience of a 9-to-5 than to force them into a 7-to-3 every week until they turn 18...

My parents and my former boss say that when they were kids, summer vacation started with Memorial Day (late May) and lasted until Labor Day (early September). When I was in school, classes got out in early June and we had to go back to school in mid August. Now my older sister is a teacher and her kids go to the school she works at, and classes get out in mid-June and restart in early August. Summer is getting shorter and shorter with each generation. By the time my niece and nephew grow up, their kids will have to go to school the whole year round, like it's a fucking job. What better way to prepare kids for the soulcrushing experience of a 9-to-5 than to force them into a 7-to-3 every week until they turn 18...

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i have been airdropping this image to random people at the cure concert but theyre all declining it…

Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

Flash floods are definitely gonna kill people, so here’s your regularly scheduled PSA:

Desert soil does not absorb a significant amount of water. It reaches maximum saturation very very quickly, and all the rest of the water rushes downhill. Even if you can’t tell that the ground is not perfectly flat, the water can. And it will move. Quickly. No, faster than that. Nope, still faster. If you try to cross moving floodwater, you will get swept downstream and probably die.

Do not try to wade in/cross flood water that is any deeper than the thickness of the sole of an average athletic shoe, no I am not kidding, the water will get deeper literally while you’re standing in it.

This goes for cars, too. I’ve seen entire vehicles getting swept downstream in flash floods because the driver thought they could cross the “puddle” and Found Out.

Stay safe, y’all.

A couple of inches of moving water is more than enough to move a car. Don't fuck with it.

I might have just witnessed a plane actively going down, like a crash

So uh

Yeah we'll see I guess