I love you non-binary people that aren’t androgynous I love you trans people that don’t look like the gender they are I love you people who just change their pronouns I love you fem and masc presenting non-binary people I love you trans women with big muscles and beards I love you trans men with boobs and curves I love you trans people who don’t “look” trans I love you

Reminder you don’t have to change yourself for others if you don’t want to. You’re just as valid as the next nonbinary person if you stay feminine or masculine rather than androgynous. You are valid and I love you.

assistant: and don't forget sir that you have a meeting this afternoon with the stakeholders

dracula:

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

i love acquiring new sounds for my vocabulary. ough. oughghghgh. ough,,,,,. weh! wehhhh. lkjghslkdfjghsdjghs. hhhhhhhhh. hrgngnggnhghghghghgh,

i know this is the autism webbed site but it’s not gonna go that big, right?

YOU PEOPLE CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

banana duplication. immediately. i want to walk onto a grocery store and cause a spontaneous banana event, flooding the entire fucking establishment with bananas and by the time anyone tries to stop me it'll be too late. the entire facility will be bananad. i go around various grocery stores becoming the fearful banana wizard

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

The kind of thing a good coder wouldn't mind seeing on their tombstone:

DEGRADED GRACEFULLY

Finally, a truly useful flashlight design!  Because even just some light from one or two functional batteries is better than having not enough batteries to even close the circuit!  Plus, if the contacts corrode at one spot and you don’t have the time & means to clean it, you can still get light out of the thing!

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

They should add heroin to minecraft

sorry i didn’t answer your texts. a dove wept and i had to listen

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

[Image ID: tumblr tags reading “I appreciate the fact that it’s by the same person” and “like a quality of life softwar[e] update but for a flag”. End ID]

patch notes 1.0.1: visual contrast no longer causes strobe effect when scrolling. Zigzag design was difficult to visually process and anxiety inducing, and was removed. Colors have been lightened and desaturated. For the safety of all users, please make sure you are up to date.

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

that everyone includes trent reznor

can i snuggle into your chest and forget about everything for a little while?

i love you beginner artists. i love you inconsistent art styles. i love you artists without a clear aesthetic. i love you artists who dont post every single day. i love you visible imperfections. i love you works in progress. i love you ugly color palettes. i love you anime art. i love you OCs. i love you fanartists. i love you self inserts. i love you ship art. i love you furries. i love you artists who purely draw for fun.

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

???????????????

Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

[ID: An excerpt from an article on Cognition Today which reads: "People go to extreme lengths to counter loneliness. They hug clothes in a closet, talk to themselves and toys, fall in love with an avatar in a game, and also avail sex work for companionship. Even Uzumaki Naruto battled with loneliness and disrupted the hidden leaf village to get some attention." End ID]

Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This

This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here

Here, on tumblr, by an art student who was wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma

Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it