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Longcat is long, but that wasn’t always the case For when he was born, he was barely a face His body looked shrunk; he was really quite small Longcat was not very long at all

The doctors all worried he may never grow His parents were sad and hoped that wasn’t so But as he got older, his length did not increase And when at the playground, the children would tease Saying: “Longcat’s not long. He’s short as can be! I’ve got hairs on my head that are longer than he!”

The words that were muttered made Longcat quite sad He prayed to be longer, if only a tad Determined to grow, he took matters in his own paws He tried all manner of things to help his lengthy cause He stretched and pulled and took vitamins by the pound He tied weights to his legs and dangled high above the ground

But nothing was working, he was out of get-long schemes He had almost abandoned all of his get-long dreams But while taking a walk, with his head hanging low He noticed a something that might make him grow It looked old and spooky, like some carnival game Inside was a genie. Zoltar was his name It asked for his wish, with its eyes all aglow “I wish to be long. Can you please make it so?”

Zoltar shaked and quaked and rumbled and grumbled Longcat became startled, and to the ground he tumbled Then he came to his senses, and looked down at his feet But they were no further… Zoltar was a cheat! To bed Longcat went, with the grumpiest of moans But the magic was working, tingling in his bones

The very next day he arose with a yawn To his surprise he was looking down at his lawn He had grown out the sides of his home during the night As he basked in his longness, he was filled with delight

Longcat was long! His wish had been granted! Zoltar the Genie was indeed enchanted! But there was a catch to the wish he received… He grew longer and longer each time that he breathed Looking at him before, he seemed just a speck But to look at him now put a kink in your neck

He grew…

And grew…

When he would stop, no one knew.

People came from all over to see his awesome size And many did faint, they could not believe their eyes

Longcat’s endless length was getting out of hand He had grown much longer than he ever planned “I’m much too long! It’s quite lonely in space. Now I long for those days when I was barely a face.” Longcat held his breath in the hopes to ungrow And to his great surprise, his expansion did slow As he proceeded to shrink his immeasurable girth He began to de-long his long way back to Earth

He realized he could be any length he could wish As tall as a building or as small as a fish Once Longcat had reached a more reasonable size He realized being too long was really unwise “To be ‘Just long enough’ is just fine with me… Being super long isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.” Longcat was grateful to be any size he desired And vowed only to lengthen to the size he required