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impala

@woodsypixie

22f - yes that's my name, yes like the car, yes I know it's also an african gazelle.
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unclefather
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unclefather

Let me explain something. I know nothing about astrologically. When someone asks me my birthday I lie so that they know nothing about my planets. When someone says to me “that’s SO libra of you” I have no idea what it means. How did they know I was a liberal.

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woodsypixie

Wow its showing "insert generic good fortune here, but possible consequence" in your horoscope 😂👌

#i do not buy it
goosewithajob
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goosewithajob

“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 

sickofimmortality
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hornraven

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d
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radioactivedelorean

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

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msillzie

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

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calysto1395

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

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smugsackofstraw

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

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AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

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frogsuggest

craft ye some frend

hem1ock

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

tailsandco
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tailsandco
Anonymous asked:

i’m kind of worried about my ball python. his aim while feeding is getting progressively worse and worse. he’s always been an amazing eater. he’s never missed a meal. i’ve noticed in the past couple weeks/months that his aim is horribly off. he strikes several times, but can’t grab his food. could there be some issue causing this?

tailsandco answered:

unless he’s a wobbler, i can’t really say. sometimes their aim gets worse around shed, but with the prolonged timeline of the issue i don’t think thats it either. as long as he eats it i would say it’s not a problem? but i can’t see it myself to really give a genuine opinion or assurance.

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woodsypixie

Ya don't always have to shake the feeder rodent.🙃 My female BP gets too stressed if I sit there, shaking her food until she strikes at it.

I let it sit in her tank for a few hours; if she doesn't take, throw it and try again tomorrow.🤷‍♀️ She'll usually come out within a half hour and do this "ay yo" stretch with each side of her jaw to get ready.☺

(@people that stare down their snakes while they're eating. Bro how much do you enjoy when people stare at you while you eat? Now how do you feel a solitary, sedentary animal would like it?👌)