wood chair needs macaroni

from Ted’s Montana Grill

I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.

I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about.“ 

I was like “damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”

What really baffles me about high school girls with social anxiety disorders playing electric guitars becoming a whole genre of anime is that these sorts of weirdly specific genres almost never last this long. Fifteen years we've been doing this, and it shows no sign of slowing – what is it about this one in particular that's given it such longevity?

Anime girl cute, anxiety relatable, songs bangers. It’s a winning formula!

Also it’s kinda funny to see high schoolers wielding very expensive and very real instruments lol

Every schoolgirl's dream is to own a $6000 guitar.

I'm not a girlfailure actually. I overcame immense physical and emotional pain, poverty, depression, social inability, bad health and general misfortune. And even as a normal career seemed impossible due to my disabilities, I managed to utilize my unique skills and become sustainably self-employed by my mid-20s. I'm not a girlfailure at all. I'm a girlsuccess. I'm an epic coolgirl. Praise me.

she should be in the stripped club, straight up jorking it, and by it haha well, lets justr say, her penis.

and by it, haha well, lets justr say, my penis.

our penis

we're plural

she should be in the stripped club, straight up jorking it, and by it haha well, lets justr say, her penis.

nothing i can't stand more than when characters kill someone or something and the body just turns to dust or disappears like in a video game. death should be wet and messy. there should be Consequences.

what if they kill and the body flakes into dust and the dust blows onto them and coats their clothes, they breathe it in and cough. it feels like glass in their throat. what about that.

yo girl got diagnosed with autism today hell yeah!!!!!

hope i'm not just a mutual but someone you would kiss for over 20 minutes

flat chested girlies are not nearly as represented as they should be in character design, but i think a very underrated body type to use in character design is girl whose chest is flatter than her tummy

big fan of how both transfems and transmascs are relating to this

Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

official linguistics post

feeling stupid as hell because I somehow only just now realized that the companion cube is to chel what chel is to glados. like as far as being an object, a research tool, something towards which an emotional attachment is ridiculous but also inevitable. something that you know you'll have to throw in the incinerator later and which never says a word to you, and yet you can't help yourself from falling in a strange kind of love. damn this game gay

normally id put this in tags but fucking. the bit in portal 2 about the companion cube. where she taunts you with it again. a return of something that might have affection or compassion for you, but you cant be sure. a surprise reunion.

she taunts you with companion cubes that are out of reach but keep getting destroyed by her. upset about how close you were to finding that connection again. she even talks about how maybe one couldve talked. but we'll never know now because it's gone. and the fact that she gives you the ORIGINAL beat-up companion cube, still just fine (if burnt), when you finally leave the facility for good at the end.

Fucking.

the lesbian undertones are suffocating

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

isnt this what a coma is?