Legion of Gays Roll Call

The legion of gays is now in session.

It is the purpose of the legion to align our infamous forces against the heterosexual patriarchy, leaving us the rulers of Manhood.

To do this, we have gathered here the 13 most infamous gays in all of faggotry

the sturdy Bottoms:

the perverse mind of the Pigs:

the aging Zaddies and the Jocks

the frenzied PNP gays and Masc4Masc guys

the DL men and the Bears

the Scene Queens and the ever-flexible Versatiles

the feminine yet ferocious Drag Queens and the hideous Twinks

not to mention the brilliant leadership of us, the Tops.

happy pride month

rural living is so funny

my civic address (the one at the end of my driveway) is a five digit number based on incomprehensible calculations of how close I am to the United States border. it is registered to a small town several kilometres away. my mailing address is in a completely different, even smaller town several km in the opposite direction that is primarily known for producing cheese.

neither of these are my physical, legal address, which is a longer string of numbers and letters derived from 19th century survey data and where my property sits relative to invisible lines drawn through the capital city of our province. it is, at least, registered to the municipality in which I actually reside, but was not provided to me when I moved in and I had to obtain it from the power company so I could register to vote

up until late last year, Google Maps had no idea where I lived and I had to drop a pin if people wanted to visit me, or else use the good old-fashioned method of “take highway X until you see the whatever, turn left at yada yada, look for this one conspicuous outbuilding and if you hit such-and-such you've gone too far”

not that urban life is without its little confusions. my old apartment complex had 3 buildings, inexplicably labelled A, B & C despite having different street numbers, and the other two were hidden behind the first one. delivery drivers could never find my door because you had to get buzzed into the lobby, then immediately go outside and enter another door that looked like it led into a different building. and my yard looked out onto the rear wall of Home Depot

rural living is so funny

my civic address (the one at the end of my driveway) is a five digit number based on incomprehensible calculations of how close I am to the United States border. it is registered to a small town several kilometres away. my mailing address is in a completely different, even smaller town several km in the opposite direction that is primarily known for producing cheese.

neither of these are my physical, legal address, which is a longer string of numbers and letters derived from 19th century survey data and where my property sits relative to invisible lines drawn through the capital city of our province. it is, at least, registered to the municipality in which I actually reside, but was not provided to me when I moved in and I had to obtain it from the power company so I could register to vote

up until late last year, Google Maps had no idea where I lived and I had to drop a pin if people wanted to visit me, or else use the good old-fashioned method of “take highway X until you see the whatever, turn left at yada yada, look for this one conspicuous outbuilding and if you hit such-and-such you've gone too far”

do NOT shift into the star trek universe . jean-luc picard is extremely homophobic

op is a poser. I've shifted into st universe at least a dozen times and picard has the trans flag tattooed on his flat french ass

luffy was not notorious AT ALL in alabasta. most of crocodiles beef with him was because he was so fucking annoying

pov you're a supposedly invincible crime lord trying to intimidate a king so you can find a superweapon but this fucking 17 year old in flip flops makes you look stupid in front of your employees and roughs you up by basically turning himself into a super soaker and you keep killing him but he just won't die

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

Happy 11 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

laughing my ass off at the thought of the Sarek family. Sarek is one of the UFP's top diplomats. he marries Amanda, a human, which makes a lot of the worst kinds of people very upset. they have three (3) children: Sybok, Amanda's stepson from Sarek knocking up a Vulcan princess; Spock, their one-of-a-kind hybrid baby; and Michael, the severely traumatized human girl Sarek brought home from work one day. racist hate groups try to blow him and his family up multiple times. he seems way more bothered by Michael & Spock running off to join Starfleet than by his oldest becoming an anti-establishment criminal mastermind. and then there's that one novel where Amanda tells the press he has a huge cock.

Michael becomes Starfleet's first ever mutineer, saves the Federation from a war many people think was her fault and then vanishes under mysterious circumstances in a highly classified incident involving a rogue AI, an experimental starship and several tachyon bursts that appeared across the galaxy like a sign from god

Sybok adopts a 2edgy4u fake name and hooks up with a hot space pirate for awhile, then finds religion and starts his own cult. he takes an entire colonial government hostage, sparking a diplomatic incident between three major superpowers, all so he can hijack his half-brother's ship to the galactic core to look for the Vulcan Garden of Eden, where he dies fighting god himself

Spock becomes so famous his arranged marriage falls apart, resulting in him publicly strangling his own captain to death (though this turns out to not be the case), invents time travel, saves Earth a few times, dies and comes back to life, negotiates peace with the Klingons, disappears for a bit and reappears on Romulus (heart of the most paranoid totalitarian state in the quadrant) doing extremely dangerous activist work to unify their two peoples who have hated each other for over a thousand years (and it eventually works, even if he isn't around to see it). then he flies off with the Vulcan Science Academy's high-speed prototype starship full of the most dangerous substance known to science, creates a black hole and gets sucked into it, never to be seen again

I just know that someone, somewhere in Star Trek universe, has definitely made a doozy of a documentary about them

au where everythings the same except zoros hair color changes with the seasons (including the seasonal islands of the grand line)

zoro may suck at directions but the crew uses him to navigate

pink:

green:

orange:

brown:

feel free to add on to the list

THIS is the content i want to see on my dash

I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

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THE LIGHT HAS BEEN GREEN FOR 3 MILLISECONDS WHY AREN'T YOU DRIVING!!!

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

@staff put the pictures back to the way they were this sucks. the blurry version of an image in the background is bad and distracting. not being able to double tap to zoom sucks. scrolling down to an unrelated video or image? genuinely go fuck urselves. this app keeps getting worse and fucking worse stop changing shit that doesn't need to be changed

what day is it? Thursday? happy thursday enjoy this nonsense