That unstoppable girl that you’re envisioning, you’re her. She’s you. Go be her!

I mean, I could try destroying the pumpkin. But, as Jim and I discovered, any blow to the pumpkin itself could prove fatal to me.

i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight

pure heart, dirty mind

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I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but takes care of ur soul, ur well being, ur heart & everything that’s you

shoutout to coffee

do you ever just randomly get really cuddle horny bc same

you make my heart feel all fsjajhfkjfgkjkfdg

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

— I’ll never stop chasing you. (via itsmicca)

my last three brain cells

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel