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Makenzie talking to Trisha: I was having a mental breakdown in a public bathroom but someone decided to take a VIOLENT SHIT IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME!!

Trisha: Oh my god that's terrible! Haven't they heard of common courtesy?

Deandra talking to Trisha later that day: There was a girl sobbing in the bathroom stall next to me and I had to take a record breaking shit. I feel so bad. I ruined her teen movie coming of age turning point moment with the hellish sound of my shit.

Trisha: Oh I feel so bad for her, I hope she's ok.

Brittany: Theres always two sides to every story.

#mpgis#mpgis deandra#mpgis brittnay#mpgis makenzie#mpgis trisha#incorrect quotes
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My Briar Valley event thoughts

Floyd has been eating too many sweets since he came on land and he doesn’t brush teeth - he forgets or just can’t get used to this tradition because they don’t brush them underwater.

So it hurts and he keeps whining. And also complains how it’s a pain to find a dentist who would be able to work with his sharp eel teeth and his temper.

Lilia and/or Silver overhear this (or Jamil and Ace during club practice) so they recommend Sebek’s dad.

And that’s the event. Briar Valley's Teeth and Thorns. Featuring "Tooth Fairy" - Sebek's mother of course.

"Teeth sharper than Thorns!" - or something like that idk

So

Sebek. Floyd. And Trey - he tagged along because he was so eager to learn about Briar Valley's dental care lol.

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It’s Sebek Zigvolt loving hours:

We know that Sebek has a big appetite. It’s rather funny and cute when you see the lines about him offering food to MC.

I imagine constantly being busy and being a guard makes this croc 🐊 boy very very hungry and his family and friends know it.

Lilia would offer him extra…food…if you can call it that and he would graciously accept (only to throw it away later)

Silver has the same club activities with him, so I imagine he would stock up on extra protein snacks to offer Sebek. Which Sebek would still take after some comments.

Malleus would offer him extra time to eat or allow him to have whatever is available…but also needs to tell Sebek that, no, he can’t save it and give it to future generations as a inheritance.

And then there’s the first year group, they all know his antics and have gotten used to it. I can see them just pile food and snacks on his tray when they are eating lunch at the cafeteria. Saying how they are not hungry or they don’t want it anymore so Sebek can have more to eat. 🐊🐊🩵🩵

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Anonymous asked:

I don’t know how to explain how this happened but I suddenly had this vision:

So Rook has written a play and has cast Tsum!Yuu as the main lead. At one point tsum!Yuu has to give the most emotional monologue known to man and is acting their itty bitty heart out (even though they can’t speak and the audience can only hear squeaks).

Everyone watching is completely moved by the performance. Tsum!Yuu gets a standing ovation and ends up completely covered by the roses that were thrown onstage. Deuce and Epel are shedding tears as they clap.

Rook claims that that was his magnum opus.

scratchysockpuppet answered:

*proud parents*

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Anonymous asked:

We have seen tsum! yuu get grimace shake.....but what about human! Yuu? What happen in the tsum world when human! Yuu drink it?

Also i want to see more human! Yuu with tsum! Yuu together when the tsum invasion(that's what i call the event) happen. Personally i can see them trying to yeet the tsum while the human counterparts trying to stop them

scratchysockpuppet answered:

*Monokuma voice*

A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

So yk how in tears of the kingdom how people are sending the koroks to space and all that?

Yeah

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I've been thinking (wich I shouldn't do nowdays) that in TWST, people with magic (so like everyone exept us) can use the mirrors for transportation, right?

So this def happened once to yuu in some kind of way

Yuu singing in the shower: *insert riahanna song from 2010 or anything you want it to be*

Crowley: what a great song~! Is it from the place you call earth?

Yuu: yeah, it was actually very popula-

Yuu:

Yuu: GET OUT CROWLEY WTF??? *trows a shampoo bottle at him*