“That doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you”

ALIEN I AM AN ALIEN 🎶

Kids bop voice: two trucks hanging out. Two trucks hanging out. It makes me. it makes me Involuntarily shout

this is such a strong opening paragraph for an article about a medieval cookbook

tiktokers be like “emotionally abusing my s/o prank xoxo :)))”

Ok yeah funny but a lot of people an tiktok are queer?

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villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

…………..you think?

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this

old minecraft fanart

THANKS Y'ALL FOR 5K!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO CRAZY THAT SO MANY PPL DECIDED TO FOLLOW MY LIL INTERNET DOODLES!!!! HERES THE THING Y'ALL ASKED 4 :]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

dying at this

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god. fucking. dammit. yet another asshole who just. fucking. button mashes. and gets notes. what the fuck. ive given up. this guy can get away with this bullshit but. why.

OH OKAY. OKAY. FUCK.

does anyone else ever unintentionally read a negative review of something you rly like and you have to consciously make an effort not to internalize it and trick yourself into hating the thing you loved 2 seconds ago

THANK YOU!

If anyone tries to use, “If black people can have black pride, white people can have white pride.” argument show this to them because my man is laying down some truth.

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I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

This sent a very real chill down my spine

This managed to be worse than the abortion comic

the mutual the post was targeted towards didn’t see it