Embarrassing Tolkien Typos

Slimarillion– a Noldo’s guide to trimming down after the holidays

Maehrdos– we just don’t know

Angbang– OKAY NO I ACTUALLY MEANT THE FORTRESS THIS TIME

Slimearil– can’t hold on to them for nothin’

Ole– the fiesta elf 

Meagli– son of Ole, adopted by jungle creatures 

Magline– same character, this time living in paris with twelve little girls in two straight lines

Fignolfin– a type of depressing cookie found exclusively in your parents’ kitchen because they’re “healthy”

Aluë– know to the dwarves as “fucking hell I have to type that umlaut again”

Meklor– a durable, non-stick surface 

@tozettewrites @determamfidd

I’ve made the angbang one myself. Not even ashamed.

Kaylee and I, to be honest.

holy shit

When writing couples, I like to use the Kiss Rule:

damn tho

@fiberistanora and I have figured out where this is going

This made a thousand notes in less than ten hours, I’m DELIGHTED.

Kylo Ren Undercover Boss SNL Skit

@ilovesebby7

I like how the actors who play Hermione and Harry in the movies have the same opinions on Crookshanks’s appearance as their characters.

Is there a limit to how much a person can love Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe? Cause I haven’t found it yet.

me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done

me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget all my responsibilities no force on earth can move me from here

Happy Saturday, December 6th!

Instead of making #AlexFromTarget famous, why don’t we focus on something that can actually inspire others?

Let’s make THAT go viral?

me during sex (via unclefather)

Except it does matter how slow they go

check out this periodic table

I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FUCKBOY

"Faster than a speeding fuckboy…"

Finding love amidst the strife of the skeleton war. No fuckboys can get between their love. Beautiful.

Hop on fuckboys we’re going to war