the priory of the orange tree and a day of fallen night are so perfect bc you have povs of many strong, amazing, interesting and complex women and then you have that one pov of some pathetic little guy who is miserable 24/7 😭
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal
Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not
lucy liu deserves the lesbian cult following that cate blanchett has and you can’t change my mind
JOAN:(in a crowd and can’t find Sherlock) This calls for drastic measures.
JOAN:(uses her hands as a microphone) JOAN WATSON SUCKS!
SHERLOCK: (from across the room) whAT THE FUCK DID YOU- wait when did SHE get here.
MORIARTY: (Loads gun) WHO INSULTED THE MOST CHERISHED ONE
JOAN:
JOAN:
JOAN:
JOAN: THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED
I want this to be an actual poll, so I'm gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!
wait im curious
this is excluding special circumstances (after going swimming, after doing a hairstyle with lots of product, before/after getting your hair done, etc)!
but no yeah lets have the conversation:
"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED
"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED
"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED
"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED
Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
ct-tech
reblog for a bigger sample size or something 🤭