Im bored might summon Kingdom Hearts

Xehanort can u not

Sorry for the long post but this is legit one of the BEST movies I’ve ever seen

one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

I say this as a former Christian

Christians will deadass claim to be oppressed but feel comfortable and safe enough to:

In short, Christian Supremacy needs to be addressed and religious imperialism stopped.

Lion is Steven’s therapy animal, I don’t make the rules. He holds Steven’s snacks and medication, pesters him into calling home, and purrs on his stomach when Steven’s sad.

Plus, Steven and Connie are totally the kind of people who wrestle with their pets.

Bonus:

(the reason he hung out with Connie so much is because college prep is stressful af)

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

i always think of finn and fp when i see this comic im sorry

I'll forever mourn the fact that ux is a mobile game, mainly because it is a cool story wrapped up with ur favourite media troupes that is stuck with mediocre gameplaythat takes too long to do. You really have it all in there like The seven deadly sins manifested in really cool characters? Check. A group of protagonists tying to solve a big mystery then slowly become closer, forming a nice group? Check. A murder mystery?? Check. Family drama that can be summed up as who gets the xbox next? Check. Fuckin, end of the world, big climactic battle that maybe you as the player died in or whatever??? CHECK. ux is cool af and it should be remastered thanks for coming to my ted talk

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

Ah rabies

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

Great dad. A+ for trauma.

Trump voters, the bullshit “liberal bubble,” and accountability.

I’m just gonna put this here, for my cousins, and for my other family.

We don’t hate Trump supporters because we don’t know what they’re really like; we hate Trump supporters because we know exactly what they’re really like.

much uwu about nothing

I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.

yes, it's just as nightmarish as you would imagine an evil empire being

This should not scare you away from unionizing; this should scare you towards unionizing. 

I'm really scared. And I need your help.

hey, my name is Atlas and I’m just another nb nobody on tumblr. This isn’t something I wanted to do, and it’s actually really embarrassing for me, but we’re in big trouble. My mother, my pets and I are stuck in our home with my toxic, abusive stepdad. Soon (as in like, a few days, if not already while you’re reading this) we’re either going to be kicked out on the street with nothing, or he will be moving us up to his remote cabin. And I am terrified of what may happen when we’re stuck in the middle of nowhere with no wifi, no people around, and no civilization for miles on top of a mountain.

I’m scared to death of my stepdad, and he absolutely loathes me, so knowing this will soon get worse is having me in a constant state of panic and deteriorating physical/mental health. Everything I do is controlled, and he has full control of the wifi, money, food, electricity, water, heat, and my mom’s phone. And he definitely uses all of these as weapons against us. Needless to say… we’re in dire need of help.

This has all gotten so so much worse since the quarantine as he’s working from home now, and is getting more batshit and abusive as time goes on. We have nowhere to go and ZERO help or resources so yeah. I don’t know what to do anymore.

I’m gonna go into more detail under the cut for anyone who wants more info on my situation, but what we really need right now is financial help. If you can donate anything it would mean a world of difference. We have almost nothing between us and I haven’t been able to work, so we’re desperate… even boosting this would help so much. If you have any advice or well wishes, that would help too.

here’s a link to my paypal.

fair warning, there’s a lot of details on abuse and what I’ve been going through under the cut.

Keep reading

my abusive stepdad is on his way back home and we still REALLY need help, so if you can, please either donate or boost! 

He’s back, and wifi is off again. All I have is my phone. I’m really scared, because I don’t know what’s going to happen and he’s putting all our stuff into a truck. Please help.

He’s been screaming all day and making threats… He’s going to be turning off the power again soon. If anyone can send recommendations for cheap generators or solar power sources (so i can keep my gecko alive and have my phone) and either boost or donate, i would really appreciate it.

(4/24/20 update) This post is feeling dead in the water but I still very much need your help. I’m still stuck in this situation with no end in sight, and a boost or donation would massively help.

(4/26/20 update) gosh… I never thought people would care about this but I want to personally thank everyone who is donating and boosting right now. This is really really helping us where we’d otherwise have nothing, and I can’t thank you enough. We’re working on a plan for getting out of here and postponing my abusive stepdads efforts to move us best we can. In the meantime donations, boosts and well wishes are still very much needed and appreciated. <3

What sort algorithm is this?

Yall ever heard white church music? Christian rock is one of the most gratingly generic and repetitive genres of music out there by a mile. It sucks so fucking bad. I am talking about this now because someone is sitting in front of the hospital and blaring “how great? Is our god?” As loud as the speakers in his truck can handle

I dont. Want recommendations. I cannot stress how much i do not care about what “good” christian rock is. I am not looking for a more palatable form of white people singing about the christian faith. I have not and will not ever listen to Skillet.

Okay listening exclusively to gospel is insane but i want to be exceedingly clear. Im talking about white church music. Im talking “your pastor has a ‘very special guest’ whos a pretty blond boy with long hair that wears a denim jacket and unfortunately someone is handing him a guitar” kinda music. The kind of music those white soccer moms stand up and close their eyes and sway to with rapturous enjoyment. Im talking about the bands that play for congregations that look like this.

and then they play the same five songs that all sound the same but are annoying in different ways for a year straight but make them all twelve minutes each when they're only supposed to be four minutes and they're also sung out of everyone's range

The problem with generic white boy praise music is it's not a genuine expression of culture or even of faith. It's soulless pandering that is designed to be as generic and broadly appealing as possible to make christianity seem cool to the youth. But it doesn't fucking work because it's so boring and substanceless that it means absolutely nothing to anyone who doesn't already believe in the message. I went to a Christian school and I know. There was always at least four atheist or atheist adjecant kids sitting in the back of chapel looking absolutely miserable. It just fails on every level and shouldn't exist. It's basically the same level of mindless disingenuous crap as post-911 country music.

On the other hand, gospel music, traditional hymns and carols? That shit slaps! You can enjoy it even if you aren't religious because it's just objectively good music that wasn't manufactured to pander to as broad a demographic as possible.

Oh wow somebody actually left a good response on this post

gifted kid burnout things that no one seems to talk about:

the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10

the 4 horsemen

it has been brought to my attention that this was an ENTIRE GENRE of children’s fiction for some reason

Landlords really don’t be giving a shit. Electric chair. Now.